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*Sounds of the wind*

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*Sounds of wind*

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Whoa!

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Whoa!

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Whoa!

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Whoa!

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Whoa!

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Woo!

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Woo!

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Woo!

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Woo!

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Woo!

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Woo!

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Woo!

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I don't know why you're so obsessed with me!

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Is that the best you can come up with?

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You hammered your mother.

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Spiders.

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Fuck you, Deputy Stike.

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Spiders.

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Spiders.

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Spiders.

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Spiders.

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Spiders.

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Spiders.

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Spiders.

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Spiders.

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Spiders.

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Spiders.

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Spiders.

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How are we getting on guys?

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This is a fucking speed run now for Resident Evil 1.

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Welcome to the stream and I hope some-

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I hope there's some newcomers out there who've just seen this.

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Hopefully you're Resident Evil fans.

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I'm a big Resident Evil fan myself.

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I do these speed runs every night.

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And today we're going through Jill Valentine's fucking speed.

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We're doing a speeder on that.

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And, uh...

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I was drafted into the Major League Gamers.

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And now I'm just out of that man.

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I'm just doing my own thing now.

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Um, so that's...

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That's what I'm at now anyway.

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Hopefully you're okay.

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I'm just out of that man.

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I'm just out of that man.

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I'm just out of that man.

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I'm just out of that man.

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I'm just out of that man.

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I'm just out of that man.

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I'm just out of that man.

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I'm just out of that man.

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I'm just out of that man.

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I'm just out of that man.

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I'm just out of that man.

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I'm just out of that man.

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I'm just out of that man.

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I'm just out of that man.

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these guys.

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They're not worth your time.

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Just ignore

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and move on. And there we go.

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The ladder there. She'll climb up.

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And then

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here we go through the gate there.

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Into the

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backyard.

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Backyard of the mansion house.

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We go around the bush.

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Nice and fast. Don't get caught up by the bush.

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Okay? I'm just showing you what

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can happen if you fuck it up.

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A couple of herbs here. We're gonna not bother

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taking them either. And there's a couple of greeners

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in the corner there.

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We'll take that.

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And we'll take another one too.

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Will you take the green herb?

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Yes! I will take the green herb.

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And that's what you can do as well.

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When you want to...

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What are you at? Thank you very much.

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Thanks so much, man.

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for supporting the speed run.

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It's hard to do these speed runs.

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And I'm...

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You know me.

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I'm not really...

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I'm not one for blowing my own trumpet

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about how fast I can complete the games.

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But on this occasion...

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Blink and you'll miss it.

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Game will be over in no time.

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It's a fucking speed run man.

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It's a speed run you know.

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It's not going to be a slow one.

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And we need all the help we can get.

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We'll put that aid spree in the box.

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And we'll close the box.

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And then go back and pick up these two items here on the ground.

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Here I am Lord.

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It is I Lord.

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Will you take the acid rounds?

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Yes.

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I will.

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Put them in the purse.

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And then back back over to the chest again.

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You open up the chest.

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And you keep the acid rounds.

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What you want to do then is move over to the chest again.

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Close that up.

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Reopen the chest again.

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Third time.

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That's something you might be asking why is he doing that.

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It's going to fucking slow him down in the long run.

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It's actually not going to fucking slow me down one bit.

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Who are you to be even thinking that?

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Quick look through.

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Nothing else we need.

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We could do with an ink ribbon.

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But I'm afraid that's not possible at this stage of the game.

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Welcome everybody to the speed run.

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It's going to be a real fast one.

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So hold on to your hats.

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Don't get scared.

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Box Cope Toxin.

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Thank you so much for that.

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And I want to say something.

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Boxes.

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You're a fucking legend man.

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I wouldn't say that to anyone.

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But I want to say that to you.

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Thank you so much.

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I'm not mad.

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It's called fucking.

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Grogoski.

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Thank you very much.

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Thank you very much.

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Thanks be to God that everything's okay with you.

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And glory be to God in the highest.

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Hosanna in the highest too.

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And we'll equip the bazooka with an acid round.

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And walk up to this bad boy in the hot way here.

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Acid to the back.

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Sanso.

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Thank you very much.

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We won't go in here.

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But we will go in here.

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We'll open this door here.

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We've used the door here.

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We've used the door here.

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We've used the door here.

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We've used the door here.

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Thank you very much.

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Thanks be to God that everything's okay with you.

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And glory be to God in the highest.

283
00:08:04,900 --> 00:08:05,900
And we'll open the door here.

284
00:08:05,900 --> 00:08:06,900
And we'll open the door here.

285
00:08:06,900 --> 00:08:07,900
And we'll open the door here.

286
00:08:07,900 --> 00:08:08,900
We'll open the door here.

287
00:08:08,900 --> 00:08:09,900
We'll open the door here.

288
00:08:09,900 --> 00:08:10,900
We'll open the door here.

289
00:08:10,900 --> 00:08:11,900
We'll open the door here.

290
00:08:11,900 --> 00:08:12,900
And we'll open the door here.

291
00:08:12,900 --> 00:08:13,900
And we'll open the door here.

292
00:08:13,900 --> 00:08:14,900
We'll open the door here.

293
00:08:14,900 --> 00:08:15,900
We'll open the door here.

294
00:08:15,900 --> 00:08:16,900
We'll open the door here.

295
00:08:16,900 --> 00:08:17,900
We'll open the door here.

296
00:08:17,900 --> 00:08:18,900
We'll open the door here.

297
00:08:18,900 --> 00:08:19,900
We'll open the door here.

298
00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:20,900
We'll open the door here.

299
00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:21,900
We'll open the door here.

300
00:08:21,900 --> 00:08:22,900
And we'll open the door here.

301
00:08:22,900 --> 00:08:24,900
And that's a great little key you can use to get inside this door here.

302
00:08:24,900 --> 00:08:26,900
Thanks very much, Sanso.

303
00:08:26,900 --> 00:08:27,900
Right.

304
00:08:27,900 --> 00:08:28,900
Stag's head.

305
00:08:28,900 --> 00:08:29,900
Which is.

306
00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:31,900
You walk underneath this.

307
00:08:31,900 --> 00:08:34,900
And go over here.

308
00:08:34,900 --> 00:08:35,900
Once.

309
00:08:35,900 --> 00:08:36,900
Over here.

310
00:08:36,900 --> 00:08:37,900
Twice.

311
00:08:37,900 --> 00:08:38,900
Turn around.

312
00:08:38,900 --> 00:08:39,900
Back there.

313
00:08:39,900 --> 00:08:41,900
And then walk backwards to this one.

314
00:08:41,900 --> 00:08:42,900
And put your back against this wall.

315
00:08:42,900 --> 00:08:44,900
Look up at the stag.

316
00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:45,900
Point up the gun.

317
00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:46,900
And leave it.

318
00:08:46,900 --> 00:08:53,900
And what that does is just enables you to get a grasp on the handle on the fucking room itself.

319
00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:56,900
You might not know it, but it's true.

320
00:08:56,900 --> 00:08:58,900
Now, two beds.

321
00:08:58,900 --> 00:09:00,900
Looks like there's people inside sleeping.

322
00:09:00,900 --> 00:09:01,900
You're wrong.

323
00:09:01,900 --> 00:09:04,900
Go over to the cabinet and pick up a lighter.

324
00:09:04,900 --> 00:09:05,900
There.

325
00:09:05,900 --> 00:09:08,900
You've just enough room in your box for that.

326
00:09:08,900 --> 00:09:12,900
And then over to the bed again.

327
00:09:12,900 --> 00:09:13,900
What's here?

328
00:09:13,900 --> 00:09:14,900
A clip.

329
00:09:14,900 --> 00:09:15,900
You've no room for it though.

330
00:09:15,900 --> 00:09:16,900
Waste time.

331
00:09:16,900 --> 00:09:20,900
Turn back around.

332
00:09:20,900 --> 00:09:22,900
Burp back around.

333
00:09:22,900 --> 00:09:24,900
This side of the bed there's a red herb.

334
00:09:24,900 --> 00:09:26,900
Yet again, useless to you.

335
00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:27,900
That's not gonna...

336
00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:30,900
That's not gonna affect the time of the game either.

337
00:09:30,900 --> 00:09:32,900
Now we can leave the room.

338
00:09:37,900 --> 00:09:38,900
Still going good.

339
00:09:38,900 --> 00:09:40,900
We're going good for record time here.

340
00:09:42,900 --> 00:09:43,900
Big Mama.

341
00:09:43,900 --> 00:09:43,900
Big Mama.

342
00:09:43,900 --> 00:09:44,900
Thank you very much.

343
00:09:44,900 --> 00:09:45,900
Big Mama's house.

344
00:09:45,900 --> 00:09:47,900
And Big Mama's house too as well.

345
00:09:47,900 --> 00:09:48,900
Great movies.

346
00:09:48,900 --> 00:09:49,900
Fantastic stuff.

347
00:09:49,900 --> 00:09:52,900
And uh...

348
00:09:52,900 --> 00:09:53,900
Okay.

349
00:09:53,900 --> 00:09:55,900
What we do is drain the tank here with this beetle.

350
00:09:55,900 --> 00:09:57,900
Someone has searched here already.

351
00:09:57,900 --> 00:09:58,900
It appears to be a switch.

352
00:09:58,900 --> 00:09:59,900
Will you push it?

353
00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:00,900
Yes.

354
00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:01,900
Select yes on that.

355
00:10:01,900 --> 00:10:03,900
And then the tank will drain.

356
00:10:03,900 --> 00:10:04,900
It's water.

357
00:10:04,900 --> 00:10:07,900
You won't have to fucking worry about draining that.

358
00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:09,900
Jill will start to look a little bit bored.

359
00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:12,900
Walk over to the table to read the researcher's will.

360
00:10:12,900 --> 00:10:13,900
Now.

361
00:10:13,900 --> 00:10:14,900
It's a letter.

362
00:10:14,900 --> 00:10:15,900
Top of the letter is missing.

363
00:10:15,900 --> 00:10:16,900
The remaining says.

364
00:10:16,900 --> 00:10:17,900
Okay.

365
00:10:17,900 --> 00:10:18,900
Bear with me.

366
00:10:18,900 --> 00:10:19,900
Yes.

367
00:10:19,900 --> 00:10:20,900
I'm infected.

368
00:10:20,900 --> 00:10:24,900
I did everything I could, but I could only delay the progress by a few days.

369
00:10:24,900 --> 00:10:29,900
The most frightening thing is though that I forget more and more about you by the day.

370
00:10:29,900 --> 00:10:33,900
So I chose a peaceful death rather than becoming the living dead.

371
00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:35,900
Which is what you probably would do.

372
00:10:35,900 --> 00:10:38,900
Within an hour, I will have entered my eternal sleep.

373
00:10:38,900 --> 00:10:40,900
I do hope you'll understand my decision.

374
00:10:40,900 --> 00:10:41,900
Goodbye and forever yours.

375
00:10:41,900 --> 00:10:43,900
Martin Crackhorn.

376
00:10:47,900 --> 00:10:49,900
And that's been filed as well.

377
00:10:53,900 --> 00:10:54,900
Hey, Kevin.

378
00:10:54,900 --> 00:10:54,900
Kevin.

379
00:10:54,900 --> 00:10:55,900
Thank you very much.

380
00:10:55,900 --> 00:10:56,900
It's well arranged.

381
00:10:56,900 --> 00:10:57,900
Now.

382
00:10:57,900 --> 00:10:59,900
We get in here into the corner.

383
00:10:59,900 --> 00:11:00,900
Don't worry.

384
00:11:00,900 --> 00:11:01,900
We're not playing hide and seek.

385
00:11:01,900 --> 00:11:05,900
What we're going to do is we're going to push the water tank across to the side of the table.

386
00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:10,900
Get back then down behind the side of this and push that to the wall.

387
00:11:10,900 --> 00:11:11,900
Sean.

388
00:11:11,900 --> 00:11:12,900
Thank you.

389
00:11:12,900 --> 00:11:13,900
Sean.

390
00:11:13,900 --> 00:11:14,900
Thank Sean.

391
00:11:14,900 --> 00:11:16,900
Thank you very much for that.

392
00:11:16,900 --> 00:11:17,900
The hell he at.

393
00:11:17,900 --> 00:11:18,900
And we can.

394
00:11:18,900 --> 00:11:20,900
Yes, again, the speed run.

395
00:11:20,900 --> 00:11:21,900
Not compromised at all.

396
00:11:21,900 --> 00:11:24,900
I'm just showing you what you can and can't do here.

397
00:11:24,900 --> 00:11:27,900
You can't take those inside your pouch.

398
00:11:27,900 --> 00:11:28,900
So we're going to keep going.

399
00:11:28,900 --> 00:11:29,900
Sean.

400
00:11:29,900 --> 00:11:30,900
Thank you very much.

401
00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:31,900
I can't believe it.

402
00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:32,900
I cannot believe it.

403
00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:33,900
I cannot believe it.

404
00:11:33,900 --> 00:11:42,900
This hallway now is dedicated to Sean.

405
00:11:42,900 --> 00:11:49,900
Now take the lighter that we just got inside the room back there and bring it into this.

406
00:11:49,900 --> 00:11:51,900
Nice and fast.

407
00:11:51,900 --> 00:11:52,900
Nice and fast.

408
00:11:52,900 --> 00:11:53,900
Nice and fast.

409
00:11:59,900 --> 00:12:00,900
Morgan Walsh.

410
00:12:02,900 --> 00:12:04,900
There's wood in the stove, Morgan.

411
00:12:04,900 --> 00:12:06,900
Thank you very much.

412
00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:07,900
Take your lighter out.

413
00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:08,900
Use it.

414
00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:10,900
Set a fire down.

415
00:12:10,900 --> 00:12:17,900
What that's going to do is produce a heat wave, which will then reveal a map of the second floor of the mansion house.

416
00:12:17,900 --> 00:12:18,900
Take it.

417
00:12:18,900 --> 00:12:20,900
Do what you want with it.

418
00:12:20,900 --> 00:12:21,900
Use it.

419
00:12:26,900 --> 00:12:28,900
And you use the mansion key on the red door there.

420
00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:31,900
And then we're inside.

421
00:12:31,900 --> 00:12:32,900
Jam farts.

422
00:12:32,900 --> 00:12:33,900
Okay.

423
00:12:33,900 --> 00:12:36,900
Can you give a shout out to Stephen Robb, please?

424
00:12:36,900 --> 00:12:37,900
He's a sound skin.

425
00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:38,900
Stephen Robb.

426
00:12:39,900 --> 00:12:40,900
I hope you're doing well, buddy.

427
00:12:40,900 --> 00:12:42,900
And thanks very much for everything.

428
00:12:42,900 --> 00:12:43,900
And I hope you're alright.

429
00:12:43,900 --> 00:12:44,900
You're a sound man.

430
00:12:45,900 --> 00:12:48,900
And what we'll do here now is run over to the piano.

431
00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:51,900
Combine your acid round with that.

432
00:12:51,900 --> 00:12:53,900
Maybe just a quick...

433
00:12:53,900 --> 00:12:54,900
No, no, we won't.

434
00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:55,900
We'll do this actually first.

435
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:56,900
Go over to the piano.

436
00:12:58,900 --> 00:13:00,900
Now, wait for it.

437
00:13:00,900 --> 00:13:02,900
And a snake will appear out the fireplace.

438
00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:04,900
Move back.

439
00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:05,900
Don't worry.

440
00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:06,900
Don't get spooked.

441
00:13:06,900 --> 00:13:07,900
Don't get scared.

442
00:13:08,900 --> 00:13:10,900
Level your gun at the snake.

443
00:13:10,900 --> 00:13:10,900
Boom.

444
00:13:10,900 --> 00:13:11,900
One.

445
00:13:11,900 --> 00:13:11,900
Boom.

446
00:13:11,900 --> 00:13:12,900
Two.

447
00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:12,900
Boom.

448
00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:13,900
Three.

449
00:13:13,900 --> 00:13:14,900
Boom.

450
00:13:14,900 --> 00:13:15,900
Four.

451
00:13:15,900 --> 00:13:15,900
Boom.

452
00:13:15,900 --> 00:13:16,900
Five.

453
00:13:16,900 --> 00:13:17,900
Boiler room.

454
00:13:17,900 --> 00:13:18,900
Boiler room.

455
00:13:18,900 --> 00:13:19,900
Guy's dead.

456
00:13:21,900 --> 00:13:23,900
Now, over to the hole in the ground.

457
00:13:23,900 --> 00:13:25,900
Barry Burton, your friend, is gonna come and help you here.

458
00:13:32,900 --> 00:13:33,900
Gee magic, thank you very much.

459
00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:34,900
Have you found anything interesting?

460
00:13:34,900 --> 00:13:36,900
And Cavan Flembags.

461
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:37,900
And Chance of a Lift.

462
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,900
Yes, but I can't see very well.

463
00:13:39,900 --> 00:13:42,900
How about going down to check by yourself?

464
00:13:42,900 --> 00:13:43,900
I have a rope here.

465
00:13:44,900 --> 00:13:45,900
Oh, do you?

466
00:13:45,900 --> 00:13:48,900
Well, then I'll try to go down using the rope.

467
00:13:48,900 --> 00:13:50,900
Thanks everybody for watching the speed run.

468
00:13:50,900 --> 00:13:54,900
I can't skip the cutscene, so we're gonna have to get this little rhyme done.

469
00:13:54,900 --> 00:14:00,900
Watch Jill Valentine go down the rope in time to find out that Barry has just become a twine man.

470
00:14:00,900 --> 00:14:03,900
His ball and twine has ended and he can't...

471
00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:06,900
He can't get Jill back up the hole.

472
00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:09,900
So he's gonna have to go out and find another role to play with.

473
00:14:09,900 --> 00:14:10,900
Sorry Jill.

474
00:14:10,900 --> 00:14:12,900
Thanks very much Sean O'Connor for the 20.

475
00:14:12,900 --> 00:14:13,900
It's very nice for you.

476
00:14:14,900 --> 00:14:15,900
I hopefully...

477
00:14:15,900 --> 00:14:17,900
I'm gonna get back to you at some stage.

478
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:19,900
But right now the speed run must continue.

479
00:14:20,900 --> 00:14:23,900
Otherwise we will age very terribly.

480
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:27,900
We just wait here for Barry now.

481
00:14:27,900 --> 00:14:28,900
We don't have to move.

482
00:14:28,900 --> 00:14:30,900
We don't have to do anything else.

483
00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:33,900
You can hit this switch.

484
00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:35,900
We will do, but we won't go downtown.

485
00:14:35,900 --> 00:14:36,900
We will be back.

486
00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:37,900
We will be back.

487
00:14:37,900 --> 00:14:38,900
We will be back.

488
00:14:38,900 --> 00:14:39,900
We will be back.

489
00:14:39,900 --> 00:14:40,900
We will be back.

490
00:14:40,900 --> 00:14:41,900
We will be back.

491
00:14:41,900 --> 00:14:42,900
We will be back.

492
00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:43,900
You don't have to go down man.

493
00:14:43,900 --> 00:14:44,900
You don't have to go down.

494
00:14:44,900 --> 00:14:45,900
Wait for Barry for the good ending.

495
00:14:45,900 --> 00:14:46,900
Wait for Barry for the good ending.

496
00:14:46,900 --> 00:14:47,900
Hey!

497
00:14:47,900 --> 00:14:48,900
Are you there, Sean?

498
00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:49,900
Grab the rope!

499
00:14:49,900 --> 00:14:50,900
Mr. Johnny Hay.

500
00:14:50,900 --> 00:14:51,900
He has a chip on his shoulder.

501
00:14:51,900 --> 00:14:52,900
At least he's not a bag of chips.

502
00:14:52,900 --> 00:14:53,900
Thank you very much.

503
00:14:53,900 --> 00:14:54,900
Ec.

504
00:14:54,900 --> 00:14:55,900
Factus cibus viatorum.

505
00:14:55,900 --> 00:14:56,900
I'll do a bit of translating later on and find out what that means.

506
00:14:56,900 --> 00:14:57,900
But at the moment I can't.

507
00:14:57,900 --> 00:14:58,900
I didn't know that was going to happen.

508
00:14:58,900 --> 00:14:58,900
This is a pure speed run.

509
00:14:58,900 --> 00:14:59,900
I was really jealous.

510
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:00,900
Are you okay, Barry?

511
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:01,900
Maybe you're getting tired.

512
00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:02,900
No, I'm alright.

513
00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:02,900
Don't worry.

514
00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:03,900
Jill.

515
00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:04,900
I'm sorry.

516
00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:05,900
I'm sorry.

517
00:15:05,900 --> 00:15:06,900
I'm sorry.

518
00:15:06,900 --> 00:15:07,900
I'm sorry.

519
00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:08,900
I'm sorry.

520
00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:09,900
I'm sorry.

521
00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:10,900
I'm sorry.

522
00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:10,900
I'm sorry.

523
00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:11,900
I'm sorry.

524
00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:12,900
I'm sorry.

525
00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:13,900
I'm sorry.

526
00:15:13,900 --> 00:15:14,900
I'm sorry.

527
00:15:14,900 --> 00:15:15,900
I'm sorry.

528
00:15:15,900 --> 00:15:16,900
I'm sorry.

529
00:15:16,900 --> 00:15:17,900
I'm sorry.

530
00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:18,900
I was really jealous.

531
00:15:18,900 --> 00:15:19,900
I'm sorry.

532
00:15:19,900 --> 00:15:20,900
I was really jealous.

533
00:15:20,900 --> 00:15:22,900
Are you okay, Barry?

534
00:15:22,900 --> 00:15:24,900
Maybe you're getting tired.

535
00:15:24,900 --> 00:15:26,900
No, I'm alright.

536
00:15:26,900 --> 00:15:27,900
Don't worry.

537
00:15:27,900 --> 00:15:28,900
Jill.

538
00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:29,900
I'm sorry.

539
00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:30,900
Jill.

540
00:15:30,900 --> 00:15:32,900
I found something.

541
00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:40,900
Take the password and stick that in your pocket.

542
00:15:40,900 --> 00:15:41,900
You're going to need that later.

543
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:42,900
Thank you.

544
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:43,900
Jim Carr.

545
00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:44,900
I'll take this then.

546
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:46,900
Thanks a million, Jim Carr.

547
00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:56,900
Would it be worth going to get some more herbs? No.

548
00:15:56,900 --> 00:15:57,900
Fuck it.

549
00:15:57,900 --> 00:15:58,900
We'll do it.

550
00:15:58,900 --> 00:15:59,900
We'll fucking do it, man.

551
00:15:59,900 --> 00:16:00,900
We'll do it.

552
00:16:00,900 --> 00:16:05,900
This is a speed run, so we can't go back to the chest to get the herbs, but it's probably

553
00:16:05,900 --> 00:16:09,900
going to be, we're probably going to be up there in the world record stage at some stage.

554
00:16:09,900 --> 00:16:10,900
I think it's about an hour and a half.

555
00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:11,900
I think I'm going to do an hour and a half.

556
00:16:11,900 --> 00:16:12,900
I think I'm going to do an hour and a half.

557
00:16:12,900 --> 00:16:13,900
I think I'm going to get this done in an hour and a half.

558
00:16:13,900 --> 00:16:14,900
I think I'm going to get this done in an hour and a half.

559
00:16:14,900 --> 00:16:15,900
I think I'm going to get this done in an hour and a half.

560
00:16:15,900 --> 00:16:16,900
I think I'm going to get this done in an hour and a half.

561
00:16:16,900 --> 00:16:17,900
I think I'm going to get this done in an hour and a half.

562
00:16:17,900 --> 00:16:18,900
I think I'm going to get this done in an hour and a half.

563
00:16:18,900 --> 00:16:19,900
I think I'm going to get this done in an hour and a half.

564
00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:20,900
I think I'm going to get this done in an hour and a half.

565
00:16:20,900 --> 00:16:21,900
I think I'm going to get this done in an hour and a half.

566
00:16:21,900 --> 00:16:38,860
Don't mine this guy, he's only a fucking tool. Oh, fuck. Do mine them actually, do mine them, because these guys are fucking useless. They won't bug you if you show them who's boss.

567
00:16:38,860 --> 00:16:39,860
Fuck.

568
00:16:39,860 --> 00:16:41,860
Fuck.

569
00:16:41,860 --> 00:16:42,860
No!

570
00:16:42,860 --> 00:16:43,860
Fuck.

571
00:16:43,860 --> 00:17:11,860
*gunshot*

572
00:17:11,860 --> 00:17:17,860
*gunshot*

573
00:17:17,860 --> 00:17:19,860
*gunshot*

574
00:17:19,860 --> 00:17:21,860
*gunshot*

575
00:17:21,860 --> 00:17:25,860
*gunshot*

576
00:17:25,860 --> 00:17:29,860
*gunshot*

577
00:17:29,860 --> 00:17:31,860
Oh fuck

578
00:17:31,860 --> 00:17:33,860
*sigh*

579
00:17:33,860 --> 00:17:39,860
Sorry there, someone was just at the door guys, I had to uh

580
00:17:39,860 --> 00:17:41,860
*gunshot*

581
00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:43,860
*gunshot*

582
00:17:43,860 --> 00:17:45,860
*gunshot*

583
00:17:45,860 --> 00:17:47,860
*gunshot*

584
00:17:47,860 --> 00:17:49,860
*gunshot*

585
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,860
*gunshot*

586
00:17:51,860 --> 00:17:53,860
*gunshot*

587
00:17:53,860 --> 00:17:55,860
*gunshot*

588
00:17:55,860 --> 00:17:57,860
*gunshot*

589
00:17:57,860 --> 00:17:59,860
*gunshot*

590
00:17:59,860 --> 00:18:01,860
*gunshot*

591
00:18:01,860 --> 00:18:03,860
*gunshot*

592
00:18:03,860 --> 00:18:05,860
*gunshot*

593
00:18:05,860 --> 00:18:05,860
*gunshot*

594
00:18:05,860 --> 00:18:07,860
*gunshot*

595
00:18:07,860 --> 00:18:09,860
*gunshot*

596
00:18:09,860 --> 00:18:19,260
usually continue from where we last where we last saved it so it's not going to be a big it's not

597
00:18:19,260 --> 00:18:30,200
going to be a big burden to us anyway swap all the shells a bazooka in there as well guys you want to

598
00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:35,240
put it you want to basically put all the shells in the box you have here and combine them all

599
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:48,140
together do that there that that welcome to the speedrun welcome to the speedrun guys Francis

600
00:18:48,140 --> 00:18:55,040
Higgins I used to play this for major leagues and now I'm actually just doing it live on YouTube most

601
00:18:55,040 --> 00:19:01,280
nights but today we're gonna get through this game in a real fast pace so watch what you're at watch

602
00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:15,200
yourself Connor Lachlan thank you very much lot sorry Connor Lachron I said I think I said Lachlan

603
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,820
Okay, what the fuck am I doing?

604
00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:19,100
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

605
00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:49,100
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

606
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:56,400
The radio, you don't need to listen to the radio, but we'll do it anyway just because of the speedrun.

607
00:20:02,820 --> 00:20:03,220
Fuck.

608
00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:05,480
Brad is...

609
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:08,220
Brad's having a bad one.

610
00:20:09,420 --> 00:20:11,960
Don't worry about Brad. Don't worry about it being broken.

611
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,780
That's not going to affect the speedrun one bit.

612
00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:17,040
All you got to do is just keep running then around this corner here.

613
00:20:17,380 --> 00:20:19,160
Down along this pathway.

614
00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:20,940
And what you'll find is two green herbs.

615
00:20:21,260 --> 00:20:23,580
We're going to pick those babies up, put them in the sack.

616
00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:26,800
I don't know if you've ever done a speedrun of Resident Evil 1 yourself.

617
00:20:27,540 --> 00:20:32,040
It's not easy, but I mean, you can...

618
00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:32,920
It is possible.

619
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:43,780
And if you mix these herbs together, they're going to obviously create three times the strength of an individual herb.

620
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:44,700
So we'll put that in there.

621
00:20:45,060 --> 00:20:45,820
We'll leave that as well.

622
00:20:46,300 --> 00:20:47,460
And then run through this gate here.

623
00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:48,260
Leave the blue ones.

624
00:20:48,300 --> 00:20:50,180
You don't need the blue ones because that would be a...

625
00:20:50,180 --> 00:20:51,960
That would be for poison only.

626
00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:00,120
Thank you very much, the lonely donkey.

627
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:00,940
Thank you very much.

628
00:21:01,420 --> 00:21:02,640
And Shane, not Sean.

629
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,820
I'm sorry if I got your name wrong.

630
00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:07,120
But I mean, you wrote it the wrong way.

631
00:21:07,340 --> 00:21:08,540
But what I want to say is...

632
00:21:08,540 --> 00:21:10,080
What I can say is...

633
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:11,080
Yo.

634
00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:11,540
Yo.

635
00:21:11,540 --> 00:21:12,880
Thank you so much, yo.

636
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:19,180
Thanks so much for Shane, not Sean.

637
00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:20,380
Giving me the big drop.

638
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,700
Since the day I was born.

639
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,420
Doing these speedruns.

640
00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:27,500
Crank it up to the gigawatts.

641
00:21:27,780 --> 00:21:29,460
Critics ready with your pot shots.

642
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:31,600
My skinner in the street style.

643
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:34,120
Now I'm going to give you a nice little freestyle.

644
00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:35,820
As I do the speedrun.

645
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:36,840
Resident Evil, yo.

646
00:21:37,660 --> 00:21:38,520
Resident Evil 1.

647
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:39,340
Jill Valentine.

648
00:21:40,060 --> 00:21:41,260
It's Valentine's Day.

649
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:43,340
Get ready for the Valentine's Day massacre.

650
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:44,480
3, 2, 1.

651
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:45,020
Let's go.

652
00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:49,460
You'll be pissing through a catheter.

653
00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:50,940
A catheter.

654
00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:52,160
A catheter.

655
00:21:52,700 --> 00:21:54,660
What's the fucking thing that you have to piss through?

656
00:21:56,540 --> 00:21:57,680
Don't mind the snakes.

657
00:21:57,780 --> 00:21:59,200
Just keep fucking running around.

658
00:21:59,580 --> 00:22:02,320
They'll hiss and piss.

659
00:22:02,420 --> 00:22:04,080
But that's not going to affect your speedrun.

660
00:22:04,180 --> 00:22:05,700
If you stop and attack them,

661
00:22:05,780 --> 00:22:08,780
then that's going to affect the end time.

662
00:22:08,860 --> 00:22:09,680
We don't really need that.

663
00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:16,560
Paulie O'Brien, how are you?

664
00:22:19,300 --> 00:22:21,720
Viper, will you give a shout out to all the guys in Middleton?

665
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:24,440
Watching you.

666
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:29,080
I hope, well, listen, I hope you're all right down in Middleton.

667
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:31,700
And what's the crack down there?

668
00:22:31,780 --> 00:22:34,020
How are the crystal swing sets going on down there?

669
00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:34,540
Are they okay?

670
00:22:37,220 --> 00:22:38,780
And Bruno and Steve too.

671
00:22:38,780 --> 00:22:44,980
Big shout out to Crystal Swing down in Middleton as well.

672
00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:46,520
How are they doing these days?

673
00:22:46,620 --> 00:22:48,280
You don't hear much from the young fella.

674
00:22:48,460 --> 00:22:48,980
What's his name?

675
00:22:49,060 --> 00:22:49,600
The Hucklebook.

676
00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:52,320
Is he still Huckling, is he?

677
00:22:56,580 --> 00:22:58,280
And Charlie Pride as well.

678
00:22:59,660 --> 00:23:01,040
Thank you very much, Bruno and Steve.

679
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:02,460
Speedrun is in the bag, you say.

680
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:03,860
I hope so.

681
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:05,080
I hope so.

682
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:06,780
I think it's going to be an hour 15.

683
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:09,100
And we're currently on about...

684
00:23:09,100 --> 00:23:09,940
What is it like?

685
00:23:10,380 --> 00:23:11,560
About 15 minutes.

686
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,220
20 minutes it took to get this.

687
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:15,980
Pause the game.

688
00:23:16,540 --> 00:23:17,820
And then go back into it again.

689
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:18,740
Pause it again.

690
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:21,320
Reload with the shells.

691
00:23:22,620 --> 00:23:24,720
And get ready for the...

692
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:24,980
Oh yeah.

693
00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:26,100
Best take your herb as well.

694
00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:27,020
Herb medicine.

695
00:23:28,020 --> 00:23:30,040
Combine the last herb there.

696
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:33,840
Now get ready for some winning streak.

697
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:36,320
Streaky bacon.

698
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:39,360
What's it going to be?

699
00:23:39,700 --> 00:23:40,500
Trip to Langford?

700
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:42,920
3,000 euro?

701
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:45,520
A Toyota Avensis?

702
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:47,640
Or...

703
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:49,640
Could it be...

704
00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:52,540
1,500 euro?

705
00:23:53,580 --> 00:23:55,900
The answer, of course, is none of those.

706
00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:58,640
It is, in fact, a monster hellbent.

707
00:24:00,780 --> 00:24:01,660
I'm killing you.

708
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:02,720
Fuck.

709
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:04,820
He's got a slice.

710
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:06,840
He's got a very slicey kind of action.

711
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:10,500
He's got a big scream as well.

712
00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:12,740
Don't worry about him.

713
00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:14,360
He's not got anything on him.

714
00:24:16,540 --> 00:24:17,500
Reload the shotty.

715
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:20,860
And head through into the main corridor hallway.

716
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:25,160
Where we'll encounter, yet again, another winning streak.

717
00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:29,480
Oh.

718
00:24:29,740 --> 00:24:30,640
Wait for this cunt.

719
00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:32,320
Point the shotgun.

720
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:40,200
Dead.

721
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:41,360
Three shots to the head.

722
00:24:41,460 --> 00:24:41,680
Gone.

723
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:42,400
His claws.

724
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:43,640
No use to him.

725
00:24:43,740 --> 00:24:44,920
Big puddle of blood as well.

726
00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:53,720
Big thanks as well to the band Puddle of Mud for sponsoring tonight's speed run.

727
00:24:55,220 --> 00:24:55,920
Good guys.

728
00:24:56,060 --> 00:24:56,600
Great band.

729
00:24:57,260 --> 00:24:58,240
Very of their age.

730
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:02,280
And it's a shame that they're not still pumping out the classics.

731
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:06,380
Take the aid spray.

732
00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:06,820
Yeah.

733
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:11,520
Put the aid spray in the box.

734
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:16,880
Go back over here.

735
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:17,380
Go back over here.

736
00:25:17,380 --> 00:25:21,080
Keep these acid rounds now in your bag.

737
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:22,200
That's shells actually.

738
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:26,800
Keep these acid rounds here now in your bag.

739
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:38,420
Combine those acid rounds with the bazook.

740
00:25:38,420 --> 00:25:39,300
Go out of the pause menu.

741
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:40,040
Back in again.

742
00:25:40,180 --> 00:25:41,760
Combine the shotgun with the shells.

743
00:25:42,260 --> 00:25:43,940
Giving you seven shells in the shotgun.

744
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:47,100
Speed run dictates that we have to get out of here fast.

745
00:25:47,180 --> 00:25:47,620
So we will.

746
00:25:47,940 --> 00:25:48,800
We're not going to hang around.

747
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:52,560
Thank you very much, Kevin.

748
00:25:52,820 --> 00:25:53,900
Very, very kind of you.

749
00:25:54,380 --> 00:25:59,860
And I hope that you're okay and having a great time and a lovely Tuesday night.

750
00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:08,800
J-J domed away.

751
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:10,940
Thanks for watching, man.

752
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:18,240
Marty G.

753
00:26:18,620 --> 00:26:20,040
Thank you very much, Marty G.

754
00:26:20,100 --> 00:26:20,960
I hope you're getting on.

755
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:24,580
And I hope that at least you might have a chip on your shoulder, Marty.

756
00:26:24,660 --> 00:26:25,780
But at least it's not a bag of chips.

757
00:26:25,980 --> 00:26:26,740
That's not what you say.

758
00:26:27,980 --> 00:26:30,320
You shoot this guy in the back and he screams to death.

759
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:32,100
And then we'll move into this room here.

760
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:33,200
We've used the mansion key.

761
00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:34,860
Yet again, we know what goes on in here.

762
00:26:36,020 --> 00:26:36,760
Crystal Swing.

763
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:37,280
How are you?

764
00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:38,460
Thanks very much for that.

765
00:26:38,700 --> 00:26:39,600
Can't believe it, man.

766
00:26:39,740 --> 00:26:40,420
Can't believe it.

767
00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:43,080
Hopefully we'll be seeing you doing the huckleball pretty soon enough.

768
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:48,440
And yourself, Mama Swing, and all the rest of the crew.

769
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:49,020
The daughter.

770
00:26:49,020 --> 00:26:52,380
And now, as we said before here, you're in the stag room.

771
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:54,340
So what we do is we go into this place here.

772
00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:56,080
Turn around three times.

773
00:26:57,760 --> 00:26:58,840
Then a backtrack.

774
00:26:59,220 --> 00:26:59,700
Moonwalk.

775
00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:01,640
Back up into the corner.

776
00:27:02,220 --> 00:27:04,940
And then what we do is we give this the Grugoski Valentine.

777
00:27:05,220 --> 00:27:07,640
Point the gun right up the stag's head as if you're about to kill it.

778
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:08,400
But then release.

779
00:27:08,740 --> 00:27:09,100
Pause.

780
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:10,440
Pause again.

781
00:27:10,980 --> 00:27:11,360
Pause.

782
00:27:11,900 --> 00:27:12,580
Select the key.

783
00:27:13,540 --> 00:27:14,080
Check it.

784
00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:16,540
We zoom in.

785
00:27:16,540 --> 00:27:16,580
We zoom in.

786
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:18,100
We zoom in on this.

787
00:27:18,220 --> 00:27:20,920
And what you've got there is a Jimmy Jusus helmet.

788
00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:32,060
And we must give thanks and praise to Jimmy Jusus for being a good time ally and friend of the stream since way back when.

789
00:27:32,580 --> 00:27:33,620
And we've got a helmet there.

790
00:27:35,220 --> 00:27:36,280
And we've checked the other.

791
00:27:36,340 --> 00:27:36,940
We put that away.

792
00:27:38,260 --> 00:27:40,740
Thank you very much, Kevin Flembag.

793
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,140
And Anaconda G.

794
00:27:45,340 --> 00:27:46,300
Anaconda G, how are you?

795
00:27:46,380 --> 00:27:47,100
Thank you very much.

796
00:27:47,340 --> 00:27:49,900
It's an amazing, amazing situation.

797
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:56,760
Whenever Anaconda G is in the house, tipping away like a mad thing, it's crazy days.

798
00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:58,180
But we're going to get there.

799
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:01,620
The main thing is that the speed run continues.

800
00:28:05,500 --> 00:28:09,620
It says nothing important on this, but it is important to a carving of an armor.

801
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:10,240
So here we go.

802
00:28:12,340 --> 00:28:13,820
Okay, so now we've done that.

803
00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:17,040
And we've done the little maneuver there.

804
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:19,900
So we're going to this room here.

805
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:25,000
And what happens now is we empty the fish tank.

806
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:26,460
There's no fish in it.

807
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:27,620
No, sorry.

808
00:28:27,780 --> 00:28:28,680
I'll get that wrong, actually.

809
00:28:28,740 --> 00:28:33,480
We'll get the lighter from the cabinet inside the corner.

810
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:36,400
And that lighter is going to allow us to set a fire down in one of the rooms.

811
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:39,040
Adjacent to the room that we've got going on here.

812
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:42,580
Speed run dictates that we can't hang around and pick stuff up.

813
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:44,800
So what we'll do is we'll just pick this up and have a look at it.

814
00:28:45,180 --> 00:28:47,420
You can't carry it, so we'll fucking put it back anyway.

815
00:28:47,940 --> 00:28:50,020
And then we'll move back out here.

816
00:28:50,020 --> 00:28:52,640
Move back swift and back out there.

817
00:28:54,580 --> 00:28:55,440
Burt back out.

818
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:56,500
Burt back out.

819
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:57,260
Back out there.

820
00:29:01,860 --> 00:29:07,480
And then we move forward into this room, which is the stag...

821
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:12,180
One sec, one sec.

822
00:29:16,260 --> 00:29:16,860
Wrong.

823
00:29:16,860 --> 00:29:21,200
Don't worry.

824
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:23,800
This isn't going to affect the speed run at all.

825
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:29,580
What we need to do now is move into this room here, which is going to be the fish tank room.

826
00:29:29,820 --> 00:29:34,760
Now what happens in here is we drain the fish tank, which has no fish in it.

827
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:35,380
I got it wrong.

828
00:29:35,380 --> 00:29:36,060
I got it wrong.

829
00:29:36,380 --> 00:29:40,020
We'll move out of there and we'll go back out into the opposite door.

830
00:29:41,740 --> 00:29:47,740
We're gaining a little bit of time, but I don't think it's going to really fuck up the personal best.

831
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:50,660
I'm aiming for about one hour and 15 on this.

832
00:29:51,220 --> 00:29:53,980
If you're new to the stream, welcome very much to this stream.

833
00:29:53,980 --> 00:29:57,240
It's a speed run of Resident Evil 1 from 1996.

834
00:29:58,820 --> 00:29:59,600
Classic game.

835
00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:01,260
And it can be done in about an hour.

836
00:30:01,420 --> 00:30:03,120
An hour and 20, I think, is the world record.

837
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:08,040
But I do have designs on getting to the one hour and 15 minute stage.

838
00:30:09,380 --> 00:30:13,860
We get into the corner here and push the fish tank out there like that.

839
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:16,000
And we move this over here.

840
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:16,940
We go behind this book.

841
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:18,180
Case.

842
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:19,240
Push that.

843
00:30:20,100 --> 00:30:20,880
And what have we got here?

844
00:30:23,620 --> 00:30:24,700
You can't carry it.

845
00:30:25,900 --> 00:30:34,860
So what we do is combine that with that, leaving us another room for some flame rounds.

846
00:30:36,140 --> 00:30:37,040
Explosive rounds.

847
00:30:41,620 --> 00:30:47,620
Frankie Schoonz will then make a very generous donation.

848
00:30:47,980 --> 00:30:49,860
And I will say thank you very much.

849
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:52,000
Thank you very much, Frankie Schoonz.

850
00:30:52,260 --> 00:30:54,780
And we'll read the researcher's will like this.

851
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:56,560
It's a letter.

852
00:30:56,900 --> 00:30:57,900
The top of the letter is missing.

853
00:30:57,980 --> 00:30:58,680
The remaining seeds.

854
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:00,140
Yes, I'm infected.

855
00:31:00,260 --> 00:31:03,620
I did everything I could, but I could only delay the progress by a few days.

856
00:31:06,020 --> 00:31:06,820
Scott Lyons.

857
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:07,680
Thank you very much.

858
00:31:08,540 --> 00:31:11,580
The most frightening thing is that I forget more about you by the day.

859
00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:15,300
So I chose a peaceful death rather than becoming a living dead.

860
00:31:15,300 --> 00:31:18,420
Within an hour, I will have entered my eternal sleep.

861
00:31:18,700 --> 00:31:20,740
I do hope you'll understand my decision.

862
00:31:21,060 --> 00:31:21,440
Goodbye.

863
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:22,720
Forever yours.

864
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:24,420
Martin Crackhorn.

865
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:26,340
And we end that with an exit.

866
00:31:27,100 --> 00:31:28,840
And also a big thank you.

867
00:31:29,140 --> 00:31:30,820
Thank you very much to...

868
00:31:30,820 --> 00:31:32,280
Here I am, Lord.

869
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:33,960
It is I, Lord.

870
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:37,720
I have heard you doing the speed run on Resident Evil.

871
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:40,940
Now we'll head out the door here.

872
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:48,960
Thank you very much, Anonymous.

873
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:51,300
Very, very kind of you.

874
00:31:51,500 --> 00:31:52,180
Thank you very much.

875
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:55,920
Right, okay.

876
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,040
I'm going to go down here and we light a little fire.

877
00:32:03,340 --> 00:32:05,720
Thank you very much, everybody who's tipping away.

878
00:32:06,140 --> 00:32:11,980
It's hard to do the speed run and keep abreast of what's going on, but I really am appreciative of everyone.

879
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:15,260
Brain slug, thank you very much.

880
00:32:17,020 --> 00:32:18,100
And you light that fire.

881
00:32:18,180 --> 00:32:20,920
What that does is that creates a...

882
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:23,340
A map.

883
00:32:23,340 --> 00:32:27,680
On the picture in front of...

884
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:28,740
On top of the fire.

885
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:29,840
And that's...

886
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:30,900
You've got the second floor map.

887
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:33,060
You can use that to navigate the second floor of the mansion.

888
00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:36,960
Before we enter the unknown,

889
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:39,680
I think it's best

890
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:42,340
that we...

891
00:32:42,340 --> 00:32:45,360
We go back to the box.

892
00:32:45,460 --> 00:32:46,880
Now this is a speed run special.

893
00:32:47,260 --> 00:32:49,500
So what we can do is we can head to the box downstairs.

894
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:51,340
It's not gonna...

895
00:32:51,340 --> 00:32:52,340
It's not gonna...

896
00:32:52,340 --> 00:32:55,420
Compromise the time.

897
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,700
What will compromise the time is if we go to the end of this hallway here.

898
00:32:58,980 --> 00:32:59,660
And look at that lad.

899
00:32:59,820 --> 00:33:00,200
If we...

900
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:01,280
If we go near him,

901
00:33:01,900 --> 00:33:04,100
he's gonna compromise our time, big time.

902
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:06,140
So what we gotta do is go downstairs,

903
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:07,860
back to the fucking fun box.

904
00:33:11,260 --> 00:33:12,620
And stick the lighter in there.

905
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:13,460
It should be okay.

906
00:33:16,100 --> 00:33:17,420
Unity of the Holy Spirit.

907
00:33:17,420 --> 00:33:18,420
Thank you very much.

908
00:33:19,520 --> 00:33:21,400
Through him, with him, in him.

909
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:22,460
In...

910
00:33:22,460 --> 00:33:25,660
In the unity of the Holy Spirit.

911
00:33:26,620 --> 00:33:28,780
All hour and power is yours.

912
00:33:29,020 --> 00:33:30,560
All honor and power is yours.

913
00:33:31,020 --> 00:33:33,060
Almighty Father.

914
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:35,140
Bit of doxology for you.

915
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:40,980
Just a little bit of doxology.

916
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:42,320
Nothing too special.

917
00:33:42,820 --> 00:33:43,900
Thank you very much for that.

918
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:44,900
Lovely tip there.

919
00:33:45,340 --> 00:33:46,000
The Foz.

920
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:47,220
Shout out from Scotland.

921
00:33:48,020 --> 00:33:50,320
I hope everything's going on okay over in Scotland.

922
00:33:50,500 --> 00:33:51,580
What's the story with the...

923
00:33:51,580 --> 00:33:53,740
The fucking rock all.

924
00:33:54,620 --> 00:33:55,040
Is that...

925
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:56,600
Are you claiming that?

926
00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:57,320
Or what's the story?

927
00:34:02,460 --> 00:34:02,920
Melancholy.

928
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:03,680
Thank you very much.

929
00:34:05,380 --> 00:34:08,620
Now, what we will do here is...

930
00:34:08,620 --> 00:34:09,720
Will we fucking...

931
00:34:09,720 --> 00:34:10,580
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

932
00:34:13,540 --> 00:34:14,680
We just have a quick...

933
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:17,040
What we need to do is look up and look down.

934
00:34:19,500 --> 00:34:20,440
And then get out.

935
00:34:22,580 --> 00:34:23,020
Melancholy.

936
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:24,420
Did you ever get those...

937
00:34:24,420 --> 00:34:25,180
No, I...

938
00:34:25,180 --> 00:34:26,380
For Alan Fitz.

939
00:34:26,500 --> 00:34:27,700
No, but I saw Alan Fitz.

940
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:28,220
It was great.

941
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:29,940
I hope that you...

942
00:34:29,940 --> 00:34:31,360
I had a good time as well, Melancholy.

943
00:34:31,720 --> 00:34:32,220
The Foz.

944
00:34:32,340 --> 00:34:33,060
Thank you very much.

945
00:34:33,220 --> 00:34:34,200
And G. Phelan.

946
00:34:34,260 --> 00:34:34,920
Thank you very much.

947
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,780
Wishing Paulie O'Brien a happy 42nd birthday.

948
00:34:38,500 --> 00:34:39,220
Paulie O'Brien.

949
00:34:39,220 --> 00:34:41,340
I hope you're having a great 42nd.

950
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:43,080
And that you're enjoying the speed run.

951
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:45,280
As for Andrew Curtin23.

952
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:46,900
Thank you very much.

953
00:34:47,220 --> 00:34:48,180
6.66.

954
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:51,020
The number of the beast.

955
00:34:53,260 --> 00:34:54,400
Fitting for this game.

956
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:55,400
Which is a bit of a...

957
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:56,920
A devilish kind of one.

958
00:34:57,240 --> 00:34:57,940
It's a...

959
00:34:57,940 --> 00:34:58,860
It's dark.

960
00:34:59,020 --> 00:35:00,060
It's got monsters in it.

961
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:02,400
It's...

962
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:02,640
It's...

963
00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:03,660
It's got some...

964
00:35:03,660 --> 00:35:04,780
Some dark undertones.

965
00:35:05,240 --> 00:35:05,600
Beastly.

966
00:35:05,860 --> 00:35:06,780
Sort of stuff, you know.

967
00:35:06,780 --> 00:35:07,100
So...

968
00:35:07,100 --> 00:35:12,460
And we've used the key on the red door there.

969
00:35:12,540 --> 00:35:13,240
It's a helmet key.

970
00:35:17,300 --> 00:35:18,420
Thank you very much.

971
00:35:19,740 --> 00:35:20,880
Andrew Curtin23.

972
00:35:22,260 --> 00:35:24,560
Shout out to the speed run from Frankie Schgoans.

973
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:27,400
And a shout out to everybody who...

974
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:32,120
Five star hospitality to Roisin from Jimmy Jesus.

975
00:35:39,860 --> 00:35:41,040
Don't worry about the music.

976
00:35:41,460 --> 00:35:42,700
It's clownish in nature.

977
00:35:49,140 --> 00:35:49,580
One.

978
00:35:49,940 --> 00:35:50,460
Two.

979
00:35:51,140 --> 00:35:51,620
Three.

980
00:35:52,300 --> 00:35:53,320
Four time a lady.

981
00:35:53,720 --> 00:35:54,740
Five time a snake.

982
00:35:55,500 --> 00:35:56,020
Fucker.

983
00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:58,140
That'll...

984
00:35:58,620 --> 00:36:01,060
That wasn't meant to happen.

985
00:36:01,180 --> 00:36:02,800
We'll horse the herbs into us there.

986
00:36:06,140 --> 00:36:06,980
Fucking ridiculous.

987
00:36:07,900 --> 00:36:08,720
Fucking ridiculous.

988
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:14,320
Grogoski Valentine.

989
00:36:14,500 --> 00:36:15,180
Thank you very much.

990
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:16,200
I hope you're well.

991
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:22,420
I hope you're well.

992
00:36:22,620 --> 00:36:23,860
I hope you don't smell.

993
00:36:24,100 --> 00:36:25,100
But what have you been doing?

994
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:26,780
Hanging out with that bell all day.

995
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:27,760
You know what he's like.

996
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:29,620
He stinks of shite.

997
00:36:29,860 --> 00:36:31,040
Hangs around all night.

998
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:32,060
Doesn't go...

999
00:36:32,060 --> 00:36:33,020
Doesn't wake up on a morning.

1000
00:36:33,260 --> 00:36:34,280
Because he's always snoring.

1001
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,480
By the time he's up at three...

1002
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:38,560
Fucker's still yawning.

1003
00:36:38,820 --> 00:36:39,960
Thanks very much for the tip.

1004
00:36:40,260 --> 00:36:41,260
Grogoski Valentine.

1005
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:42,180
Crowbar stretcher.

1006
00:36:42,240 --> 00:36:42,860
Titus Beaver.

1007
00:36:42,940 --> 00:36:43,940
Unity of the Holy Spirit.

1008
00:36:44,260 --> 00:36:45,160
You know where it's at.

1009
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:45,820
The Fods.

1010
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:57,600
Thanks very much stretcher.

1011
00:36:57,660 --> 00:36:58,320
It's great of you.

1012
00:36:58,380 --> 00:36:59,400
It's great of you to do that.

1013
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:02,420
And I want to say a big thank you very much to you stretcher.

1014
00:37:02,580 --> 00:37:04,260
And I want to say one more thing to you stretcher.

1015
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:05,700
This is just for you.

1016
00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:09,800
Barry?

1017
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:10,360
Barry?

1018
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:12,620
Thanks for the donation.

1019
00:37:12,820 --> 00:37:20,380
Bit of a special thank you there for stretcher.

1020
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:24,720
But it also coincided with Titus.

1021
00:37:25,220 --> 00:37:27,140
So you got a little special one as well.

1022
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:28,200
Thanks very much Titus.

1023
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:30,400
Now switch below.

1024
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:31,680
Yeah we'll press that.

1025
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:33,320
And we'll wait for Baz to come back.

1026
00:37:33,980 --> 00:37:34,940
With a new rope.

1027
00:37:35,240 --> 00:37:36,240
A brand new rope.

1028
00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:48,060
Hey.

1029
00:37:48,060 --> 00:37:50,140
Hey.

1030
00:37:50,140 --> 00:37:51,820
Are you there Jill?

1031
00:37:52,500 --> 00:37:53,340
Grab the rope.

1032
00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:58,080
A lot of people give Barry a lot of shit.

1033
00:37:58,180 --> 00:37:59,260
But I think he's a good guy.

1034
00:38:00,060 --> 00:38:01,860
His arms are like legs.

1035
00:38:03,420 --> 00:38:04,860
This is a waste of time as well.

1036
00:38:04,940 --> 00:38:05,840
You go up this rope here.

1037
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:06,820
There's no need for it.

1038
00:38:06,820 --> 00:38:07,380
I'm sorry Jill.

1039
00:38:08,300 --> 00:38:10,380
I didn't know that was going to happen.

1040
00:38:10,700 --> 00:38:11,180
Great acting.

1041
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:11,400
Sorry.

1042
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:13,260
I was really careless.

1043
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:14,020
Yes.

1044
00:38:14,820 --> 00:38:15,940
Are you okay Barry?

1045
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:18,400
Maybe you're getting tired.

1046
00:38:18,780 --> 00:38:20,460
He's very melancholic is Barry.

1047
00:38:20,740 --> 00:38:22,300
Seems like he's had a hard life.

1048
00:38:22,420 --> 00:38:23,800
And that's something is wrecking his head.

1049
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:24,520
I hope he's okay.

1050
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:26,640
Maybe there's a bit of personal stuff going on at home.

1051
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:29,880
You never know what's going on behind closed doors.

1052
00:38:29,980 --> 00:38:31,040
Always check up on your friends.

1053
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:31,940
Ask them if they're alright.

1054
00:38:32,180 --> 00:38:33,560
And that kind of thing as well you know.

1055
00:38:37,060 --> 00:38:38,160
Pass number is being filed.

1056
00:38:38,240 --> 00:38:38,660
That's great.

1057
00:38:38,700 --> 00:38:39,620
We'll use that in the future.

1058
00:38:39,620 --> 00:38:40,740
I'll take this then.

1059
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:50,600
And strangely enough here what we do is we follow Barry out at the door.

1060
00:38:50,720 --> 00:38:52,080
And you expect to find him in the next room.

1061
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:54,360
You will find him here.

1062
00:38:54,460 --> 00:38:56,120
Actually there's a cutscene that triggers sometimes.

1063
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:58,260
And he's just crying on the floor asking why.

1064
00:38:58,900 --> 00:39:01,640
But unfortunately it hasn't triggered now because we left it too long.

1065
00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:02,860
The fire is still going though.

1066
00:39:03,140 --> 00:39:03,740
Which is great.

1067
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:04,900
So we'll head back to the box.

1068
00:39:05,660 --> 00:39:10,920
And put our can of links inside our pouch.

1069
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:12,100
And bring that with us.

1070
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:15,300
Because that's going to help us against numerous monsters and foes.

1071
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:17,360
Down the stairs again.

1072
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:18,300
Don't worry.

1073
00:39:18,340 --> 00:39:19,420
It's not going to affect the speed run.

1074
00:39:20,740 --> 00:39:23,240
I'm actually thinking it's going to enhance the speed run.

1075
00:39:23,240 --> 00:39:27,680
Because we won't have to go back to find a herb later on in the game.

1076
00:39:27,780 --> 00:39:33,140
Because we already had this can of links inside our pocket at the time.

1077
00:39:33,140 --> 00:39:39,460
It's looking good.

1078
00:39:44,380 --> 00:39:45,280
First day it's Barry.

1079
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:48,160
Do we need this?

1080
00:39:48,860 --> 00:39:49,600
Fuck I don't know.

1081
00:39:51,180 --> 00:39:52,240
I don't care anymore.

1082
00:39:53,860 --> 00:39:54,560
Back out.

1083
00:39:54,560 --> 00:40:11,000
Just a quick background on myself guys.

1084
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,860
Anybody new to the channel who's just tuned in.

1085
00:40:12,940 --> 00:40:14,300
This is Resident Evil speed run.

1086
00:40:15,240 --> 00:40:16,980
I'm just doing this for laughs.

1087
00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:23,400
And I actually once won a trophy for the games that I played.

1088
00:40:28,020 --> 00:40:29,860
You don't need to go into this door here.

1089
00:40:30,420 --> 00:40:32,640
This was just a little thing I was going to do here.

1090
00:40:32,720 --> 00:40:33,520
Because I saw.

1091
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:38,120
I know there's a move that you do in here that unlocks free time by the end of the game.

1092
00:40:38,180 --> 00:40:38,680
If you do this.

1093
00:40:38,820 --> 00:40:39,140
Once.

1094
00:40:39,620 --> 00:40:40,060
Twice.

1095
00:40:40,740 --> 00:40:42,120
And then back again.

1096
00:40:42,260 --> 00:40:43,720
And then run into it the last time.

1097
00:40:44,240 --> 00:40:48,720
That will give you an extra 5 minutes additional no damage bonus at the end of the game.

1098
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:50,560
You might not like to hear that.

1099
00:40:50,560 --> 00:41:12,000
Nathan Havko.

1100
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:12,400
How are you?

1101
00:41:12,460 --> 00:41:14,380
Is this Sonic the Hedgehog or Resident Evil?

1102
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:16,540
I can't tell because it's going so fast.

1103
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:19,560
It's Resident Evil Nathan.

1104
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:20,680
Yeah.

1105
00:41:20,940 --> 00:41:22,780
And I was thinking that I didn't want to be.

1106
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:25,080
I actually thought I didn't want to play too fast.

1107
00:41:25,180 --> 00:41:27,800
Because I know that some people might actually be.

1108
00:41:29,020 --> 00:41:30,840
They won't know what the game is.

1109
00:41:32,660 --> 00:41:34,320
But thanks very much anyway for asking.

1110
00:41:34,460 --> 00:41:36,200
Somebody stayed up watching some speed runs.

1111
00:41:36,720 --> 00:41:37,580
Says Ray Ryan.

1112
00:41:37,900 --> 00:41:38,140
Yeah.

1113
00:41:38,340 --> 00:41:39,800
I never did that.

1114
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:41,460
I actually just fucking do speed runs myself.

1115
00:41:42,020 --> 00:41:42,380
Now.

1116
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:45,580
You can move past this guy and fuck the rest of them.

1117
00:41:50,240 --> 00:41:53,480
Sarah Feingold.

1118
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:54,420
Thank you very much.

1119
00:41:55,020 --> 00:41:57,880
Still recovering from an amazing few days in Dublin.

1120
00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:59,440
Shout out to the Cowlum crew.

1121
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:00,720
Beardsman MEP.

1122
00:42:00,720 --> 00:42:13,040
That sounds like some crew.

1123
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:15,940
I hope you had a great time.

1124
00:42:16,580 --> 00:42:17,580
Welcome to the galaxy.

1125
00:42:17,580 --> 00:42:18,940
And thank you very much for your donation.

1126
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:20,440
It's very, very much appreciated.

1127
00:42:20,700 --> 00:42:21,780
Here at the speed run.

1128
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:23,360
Tuesday night speed run.

1129
00:42:23,940 --> 00:42:24,980
Of Resident Evil.

1130
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:25,860
One.

1131
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:26,580
The original.

1132
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:27,320
Game.

1133
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:29,380
Mark McD.

1134
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:31,640
Thank you very much.

1135
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:32,740
Now.

1136
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:33,920
This guy is still alive.

1137
00:42:34,020 --> 00:42:34,940
You might not like that.

1138
00:42:35,020 --> 00:42:35,480
But he is.

1139
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:37,300
Where the fuck am I?

1140
00:42:37,300 --> 00:42:38,640
I'm not left.

1141
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:39,420
Fuck.

1142
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:42,360
Now what we'll do here.

1143
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:44,380
We'll put this aim down.

1144
00:42:45,780 --> 00:42:45,960
And.

1145
00:42:47,020 --> 00:42:47,500
Kablamo.

1146
00:42:48,060 --> 00:42:48,600
That's him.

1147
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:48,880
Done.

1148
00:42:52,820 --> 00:42:53,260
Anaconda.

1149
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:54,340
Thank you very much.

1150
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:55,160
Anaconda G.

1151
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:57,000
Um.

1152
00:42:57,600 --> 00:42:58,080
Let's see now.

1153
00:42:58,240 --> 00:42:58,620
What have we got?

1154
00:42:58,680 --> 00:42:59,380
We're in an elevator.

1155
00:43:01,220 --> 00:43:02,520
I think we're in an elevator.

1156
00:43:02,660 --> 00:43:03,640
Is this elevator music?

1157
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:04,800
I'm not sure.

1158
00:43:07,420 --> 00:43:08,280
I'm that man.

1159
00:43:09,180 --> 00:43:09,980
That's called the fucking.

1160
00:43:10,340 --> 00:43:10,960
Telly to me.

1161
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:11,520
Clearly.

1162
00:43:11,720 --> 00:43:11,920
Yo.

1163
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:13,280
Yo.

1164
00:43:13,660 --> 00:43:14,340
Thanks so much.

1165
00:43:14,660 --> 00:43:15,280
Anaconda G.

1166
00:43:15,420 --> 00:43:16,340
For that little tip.

1167
00:43:16,900 --> 00:43:19,060
Making me feel like I'm fucking sick.

1168
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:21,020
Because every time I see that 420.

1169
00:43:21,020 --> 00:43:22,220
In my little pouch.

1170
00:43:22,420 --> 00:43:23,320
I'm feeling like.

1171
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:23,920
Ouch.

1172
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:25,440
That shit was nice man.

1173
00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:26,620
Anaconda G.

1174
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:27,520
Francine.

1175
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:27,980
Please.

1176
00:43:28,140 --> 00:43:29,460
Happy birthday to Andrew.

1177
00:43:29,700 --> 00:43:30,320
He wants to.

1178
00:43:30,980 --> 00:43:31,760
Feel the dream.

1179
00:43:32,300 --> 00:43:33,060
Feel the dream.

1180
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:35,320
Like a motherfucking custard cream.

1181
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:37,180
Happy birthday Andrew.

1182
00:43:38,340 --> 00:43:39,960
And all the things that you do.

1183
00:43:40,240 --> 00:43:42,480
Are so special to the Anaconda GZ.

1184
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:45,160
She wanted me to come and give you happy birthday.

1185
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:45,820
Easy.

1186
00:43:46,620 --> 00:43:47,260
Listen man.

1187
00:43:47,380 --> 00:43:49,000
Thanks very much for watching the streams.

1188
00:43:49,300 --> 00:43:51,160
I gotta get back to this speedrun now.

1189
00:43:51,260 --> 00:43:52,520
Or it's gonna end my dreams.

1190
00:43:53,340 --> 00:43:55,160
Cheers very much to everybody with the tips.

1191
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:56,960
Jack Big Mac.

1192
00:43:57,440 --> 00:43:57,960
Malachy.

1193
00:43:58,320 --> 00:43:58,600
Could you.

1194
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:00,340
Could you ask Alex Candela.

1195
00:44:00,420 --> 00:44:01,460
What's the crack with your man.

1196
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:02,420
Or something similar.

1197
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,360
It would make our year.

1198
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:05,640
I love you snake.

1199
00:44:06,140 --> 00:44:07,700
Don't wake and bake Alex.

1200
00:44:07,940 --> 00:44:09,320
What's the crack with your man.

1201
00:44:09,420 --> 00:44:09,880
Alex.

1202
00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:12,640
Wish I knew what rhymed with your name.

1203
00:44:12,820 --> 00:44:13,260
Alex.

1204
00:44:13,700 --> 00:44:14,460
But I don't.

1205
00:44:14,500 --> 00:44:15,260
It's like orange.

1206
00:44:15,740 --> 00:44:17,220
So I'm gonna leave that one there.

1207
00:44:17,700 --> 00:44:18,900
And fuck off man.

1208
00:44:18,900 --> 00:44:26,440
And that wasn't aimed at you.

1209
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:27,880
The fuck off wasn't aimed at you.

1210
00:44:27,980 --> 00:44:30,020
I was saying I'm gonna cough at the end of it.

1211
00:44:30,460 --> 00:44:31,600
But we can pause the game.

1212
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:33,740
And don't worry about the speedrun being jeopardized.

1213
00:44:33,780 --> 00:44:34,420
Because it isn't.

1214
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:35,520
These two guys here.

1215
00:44:35,740 --> 00:44:36,140
Losers.

1216
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:37,120
Leave them alone.

1217
00:44:37,220 --> 00:44:37,840
They don't need to.

1218
00:44:37,940 --> 00:44:39,120
They don't even need to.

1219
00:44:40,580 --> 00:44:40,980
Wait.

1220
00:44:41,080 --> 00:44:42,820
You don't need to give them any time of your day.

1221
00:44:42,940 --> 00:44:44,840
They're not gonna fucking thank you for it.

1222
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:46,340
And especially this count as well.

1223
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:47,600
Scary spice.

1224
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:49,420
Run over to the desk here.

1225
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:50,760
Jill's the master of unlocking.

1226
00:44:50,860 --> 00:44:52,420
So you can unlock that using a lock pick.

1227
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:56,460
And you've got something there that you.

1228
00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:57,460
Magnum bullets.

1229
00:44:58,420 --> 00:44:58,580
Yeah.

1230
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:04,120
Oh.

1231
00:45:04,300 --> 00:45:05,720
Turn the volume up for you there.

1232
00:45:05,940 --> 00:45:07,420
Stick the fucking volume up.

1233
00:45:07,420 --> 00:45:16,660
Now we will give these guys a piece of our minds.

1234
00:45:19,100 --> 00:45:20,040
Fucking pair of them.

1235
00:45:23,620 --> 00:45:24,060
Haha.

1236
00:45:25,300 --> 00:45:26,660
Didn't realize he was stuck.

1237
00:45:26,980 --> 00:45:32,600
Didn't realize that the body of the other fucking zombie could make that guy go stuck.

1238
00:45:32,860 --> 00:45:33,480
But it does.

1239
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:34,460
Oh!

1240
00:45:34,460 --> 00:45:41,040
Fucking neck of that crunt.

1241
00:45:41,260 --> 00:45:41,780
Oh no.

1242
00:45:46,740 --> 00:45:47,440
Use that.

1243
00:45:47,540 --> 00:45:48,300
Don't worry about that.

1244
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:52,480
That's not gonna jeopardize the fucking thing anyway.

1245
00:45:52,900 --> 00:45:53,760
The speed run.

1246
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:57,300
Fucking hell.

1247
00:46:00,140 --> 00:46:01,340
And now we've...

1248
00:46:01,340 --> 00:46:06,600
As we go to Jordan B. Peterson, that will help speed up the reading of the thing.

1249
00:46:06,720 --> 00:46:09,120
The reading of the Holy Gospel according to JBP.

1250
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:13,060
Good evening.

1251
00:46:14,060 --> 00:46:14,660
Tonight's reading.

1252
00:46:14,860 --> 00:46:17,960
A reading from the book of Scrapbook according to St. John.

1253
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,780
Who is not a real saint.

1254
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:22,400
Compared to me.

1255
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:23,240
The man.

1256
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:23,780
The myth.

1257
00:46:23,940 --> 00:46:24,440
The legend.

1258
00:46:24,900 --> 00:46:25,860
Jordan B. Peterson.

1259
00:46:25,980 --> 00:46:26,580
Your father.

1260
00:46:27,620 --> 00:46:28,140
Look at me.

1261
00:46:28,700 --> 00:46:30,580
Steely determination in my eyes.

1262
00:46:31,860 --> 00:46:32,720
Pure man.

1263
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:34,840
Absolute beast.

1264
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:36,940
Raccoon times.

1265
00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:38,320
May 27, 1998.

1266
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:39,280
Animal attack.

1267
00:46:39,420 --> 00:46:40,400
Woman mutilated.

1268
00:46:40,540 --> 00:46:41,400
This is a speed run.

1269
00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:42,080
So I'll keep it...

1270
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:43,120
I'll keep it sweet.

1271
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:45,120
May 20th.

1272
00:46:45,140 --> 00:46:45,780
Clean your room.

1273
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:47,180
Around 10 p.m.

1274
00:46:47,380 --> 00:46:52,700
A 20-year-old young woman's body was found by a passerby on the left bank of the Marble River

1275
00:46:52,700 --> 00:46:54,400
in the Cider District, Raccoon City.

1276
00:46:54,740 --> 00:46:55,040
Why?

1277
00:46:55,620 --> 00:46:56,820
Because you're not a man.

1278
00:46:57,140 --> 00:46:58,580
You don't know what it means to be a man.

1279
00:46:58,580 --> 00:47:02,540
You do not accept responsibility for your actions.

1280
00:47:02,720 --> 00:47:03,220
Grow up.

1281
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,360
Grow up and get a life.

1282
00:47:07,060 --> 00:47:07,700
May 20th.

1283
00:47:07,720 --> 00:47:08,440
Around 10 p.m.

1284
00:47:08,460 --> 00:47:13,640
A 20-year-old young woman's body was found by a passerby on the left bank of the Marble River

1285
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:16,400
in the Cider District, Raccoon City.

1286
00:47:19,180 --> 00:47:24,860
Raccoon police assume it to be a grizzly or other animal's doing because there are teeth marks

1287
00:47:24,860 --> 00:47:31,200
along her mutilated arms and left foot that show considerable power, much like the power of me.

1288
00:47:32,500 --> 00:47:33,260
You know me.

1289
00:47:33,760 --> 00:47:34,900
You want to be me.

1290
00:47:35,460 --> 00:47:40,920
If you do as I do enough times, then you will become as I am.

1291
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:48,140
Since she was wearing a hiking boot on her remaining foot, it has been determined that

1292
00:47:48,140 --> 00:47:51,760
she was attacked in Arkley Mountains and fell into the river.

1293
00:47:52,460 --> 00:47:55,580
They are hurrying to identify this woman.

1294
00:47:57,220 --> 00:48:00,200
Some people claim they've seen monsters in the Arkley Mountains.

1295
00:48:00,380 --> 00:48:05,760
The monsters are supposedly a boot the same size as large dogs and usually run in a pack

1296
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:06,940
as wolves do.

1297
00:48:06,940 --> 00:48:08,040
The wolf.

1298
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:18,440
The prime, the primeval, uh, genetic, uh, root of all hounds and dogs.

1299
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:24,360
Did you see me when I was on channel four?

1300
00:48:24,820 --> 00:48:28,720
What I tried to do was channel the wolf into my fists.

1301
00:48:29,720 --> 00:48:30,640
My face.

1302
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:40,980
My face was that of an Easter Island statue showing nothing but absolute contempt for, uh, her, her.

1303
00:48:45,140 --> 00:48:47,260
Come on, Jordan, will you fucking hurry up, man?

1304
00:48:47,900 --> 00:48:50,600
Some people claim they've seen the monsters in the mountains.

1305
00:48:51,940 --> 00:48:56,880
This may sound like a group of ordinary wild dogs, but these monsters are surprisingly fierce

1306
00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:57,760
and hard to hurt.

1307
00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:00,100
They say these dogs won't bother you.

1308
00:49:00,900 --> 00:49:02,980
But if you're looking for adventure, check it out!

1309
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:04,240
You want to try?

1310
00:49:05,900 --> 00:49:06,940
Skip the rest of that.

1311
00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:08,840
Can't be fucked.

1312
00:49:09,140 --> 00:49:09,740
See you later.

1313
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:12,900
And, uh, don't wait up on me.

1314
00:49:13,780 --> 00:49:16,280
Because I won't be there to clean up your shit.

1315
00:49:17,540 --> 00:49:18,680
Thanks very much, JB.

1316
00:49:20,140 --> 00:49:21,660
And he's a great guy for that.

1317
00:49:21,660 --> 00:49:24,780
Thanks very much for taking your time out of your busy schedule, JBP.

1318
00:49:25,420 --> 00:49:28,320
One of the amazing, uh, minds of our generation.

1319
00:49:28,660 --> 00:49:30,940
Some have said, perhaps of all time.

1320
00:49:32,700 --> 00:49:36,600
Speedrun is going really smoothly at the moment.

1321
00:49:36,740 --> 00:49:38,020
And you can actually add that speedrun.

1322
00:49:38,020 --> 00:49:43,820
The Jordan B. Peterson addition to the speedrun is one which a lot of people have a bit of fucking, um,

1323
00:49:44,100 --> 00:49:46,040
they have a problem with it.

1324
00:49:46,100 --> 00:49:48,260
One, because they can't get access to JBP.

1325
00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:55,640
He only comes out of the woodwork for, uh, people who, you know, you have to have his ear.

1326
00:49:55,860 --> 00:49:57,040
You have to be special case.

1327
00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,020
And, uh, that's what I am.

1328
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:04,140
And he said to me that he actually watched the last speedrun I did.

1329
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:07,640
And he was so impressed that he broke down in tears.

1330
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:16,620
Now, that opens a little compartment here.

1331
00:50:16,740 --> 00:50:17,860
And we run over to this.

1332
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:18,500
And it's a disc.

1333
00:50:18,860 --> 00:50:22,780
We've got enough, uh, space in the thing.

1334
00:50:22,940 --> 00:50:23,520
M.O. disc.

1335
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:27,320
And as I can recall, that is the disc of Ada Wong.

1336
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:29,180
Which, who will appear in the second game.

1337
00:50:29,380 --> 00:50:29,900
Ada Wong.

1338
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:32,940
The girlfriend or wife of John.

1339
00:50:33,660 --> 00:50:35,100
I don't know if he was John Wong.

1340
00:50:39,720 --> 00:50:41,000
I would say he was.

1341
00:50:41,100 --> 00:50:42,400
But, I mean, I don't want to get it Wong.

1342
00:50:42,660 --> 00:50:43,200
I mean, wrong.

1343
00:50:44,140 --> 00:50:44,900
Oh, and that light.

1344
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:47,640
You can, you don't need to, you don't need to switch that on or off.

1345
00:50:47,700 --> 00:50:49,560
But, I'm just going to leave it, I'm going to leave that switch down.

1346
00:50:49,640 --> 00:50:51,640
That's, not going to, it's not going to hurt the game.

1347
00:51:06,900 --> 00:51:07,800
Okay, we're on fine.

1348
00:51:13,980 --> 00:51:16,580
And, uh, what we do is just stare at the door there for a second.

1349
00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:20,740
Because this is going to give us an extra three minutes of, uh, no damage bonus when we get outside that door.

1350
00:51:21,980 --> 00:51:23,420
Sit down, sit down, John.

1351
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:24,240
Thank you very much.

1352
00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:26,540
Thank you very much.

1353
00:51:27,260 --> 00:51:28,260
Very, very kind of you.

1354
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:30,840
And I hope that you're having a nice time.

1355
00:51:31,940 --> 00:51:32,980
And that everything's alright.

1356
00:51:33,500 --> 00:51:35,100
Best luck with you in the future as well.

1357
00:51:35,380 --> 00:51:36,500
Give my love to everyone.

1358
00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:38,500
We'll take these guys out.

1359
00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:39,940
Make fucking...

1360
00:51:39,940 --> 00:51:40,560
Oh!

1361
00:51:46,140 --> 00:51:46,580
Fuck!

1362
00:51:58,920 --> 00:51:59,900
Thank you very much.

1363
00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:01,300
He drinks tequila.

1364
00:52:01,300 --> 00:52:10,000
But at least it's not a bag of chips.

1365
00:52:12,060 --> 00:52:12,500
Jack.

1366
00:52:15,540 --> 00:52:15,940
Viper.

1367
00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:17,060
I'll say again.

1368
00:52:17,240 --> 00:52:19,660
Give the Gallon Boys a shout out, you sweet thing.

1369
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:21,740
Big shout out to the Gallon Boys.

1370
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:27,640
Yeah, Gallon Boys.

1371
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:29,120
Shout out to you.

1372
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:37,920
Oh, fuck.

1373
00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:38,440
I hope he...

1374
00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:41,700
Yeah.

1375
00:52:45,300 --> 00:52:46,720
Clone named Melissa.

1376
00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:47,600
Thank you very much.

1377
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:48,120
Clone.

1378
00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:56,480
Thank you very much for that.

1379
00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:57,340
Schlug Ploughin.

1380
00:52:58,080 --> 00:52:58,840
I'll try.

1381
00:52:59,260 --> 00:53:02,420
And shout out to Sarah Snake, Queen of the Stream.

1382
00:53:02,620 --> 00:53:03,100
From Clone.

1383
00:53:03,220 --> 00:53:04,280
Clone named Melissa.

1384
00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:11,640
Laura McNamara.

1385
00:53:11,720 --> 00:53:12,040
How are you?

1386
00:53:12,100 --> 00:53:13,120
Thank you very much for that.

1387
00:53:13,500 --> 00:53:15,520
Best luck with everything.

1388
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:18,560
And big shout out to everyone there.

1389
00:53:19,020 --> 00:53:19,360
Oh!

1390
00:53:26,780 --> 00:53:27,140
Fuck.

1391
00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:27,640
I can't.

1392
00:53:29,380 --> 00:53:30,880
Sorry about that language, guys.

1393
00:53:31,460 --> 00:53:32,900
That's not going to affect the speed run.

1394
00:53:32,980 --> 00:53:36,620
The speed run is actually going ahead of speed at the moment.

1395
00:53:38,620 --> 00:53:39,180
Oh, fuck.

1396
00:53:49,240 --> 00:53:49,800
So...

1397
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:50,840
It's so satisfying.

1398
00:53:51,660 --> 00:53:53,400
Now what we'll do is...

1399
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:54,660
We don't have any fucking room.

1400
00:53:57,160 --> 00:53:58,520
We don't have any fucking room.

1401
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:02,520
No problem.

1402
00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:11,520
No.

1403
00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:12,440
No, no, no, no.

1404
00:54:12,500 --> 00:54:13,680
We're not going to go down there.

1405
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:14,460
We're going to go back.

1406
00:54:16,340 --> 00:54:18,240
And this is all part of the speed run as well.

1407
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:21,680
Wait a sec.

1408
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:22,780
We don't have a...

1409
00:54:22,780 --> 00:54:25,780
We don't have a...

1410
00:54:25,780 --> 00:54:26,780
We don't have a...

1411
00:54:26,780 --> 00:54:31,200
We don't have a fucking ink ribbon.

1412
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:32,640
Yeah, ink ribbon is up here.

1413
00:54:34,140 --> 00:54:35,800
Ink ribbon is up here, I think.

1414
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:37,900
It's not.

1415
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:38,660
Go down here.

1416
00:54:41,900 --> 00:54:42,520
Speed running.

1417
00:54:44,300 --> 00:54:44,880
It's tough.

1418
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:45,540
It's not easy.

1419
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:55,640
Spag boy.

1420
00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:57,120
Thank you very much.

1421
00:54:57,220 --> 00:54:58,240
Don't let the game beat you.

1422
00:54:58,320 --> 00:54:59,040
I'm not going on it.

1423
00:54:59,100 --> 00:55:00,260
If anything, I'm going to beat the game.

1424
00:55:01,380 --> 00:55:02,260
Game is fucked.

1425
00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:04,120
Where did the corpse go?

1426
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:08,840
Now, animations video.

1427
00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:28,780
The nerves are holding up pretty well there.

1428
00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:30,180
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.

1429
00:55:32,740 --> 00:55:34,800
Uh, Derek, thank you- thanks for asking.

1430
00:55:38,420 --> 00:55:42,240
We just gotta let this guy- you might- you might be thinking, why is he doing this on a speedrun?

1431
00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:48,040
Well, because it's the fastest way to get around him.

1432
00:55:54,700 --> 00:55:58,040
Don't have- don't have, uh...

1433
00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:00,760
Don't have nightmares.

1434
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:03,800
Is all I'm gonna say.

1435
00:56:04,540 --> 00:56:06,420
This game is a real big nightmare fuel...

1436
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:09,520
...kind of job.

1437
00:56:10,860 --> 00:56:12,420
Am I right in saying...

1438
00:56:12,420 --> 00:56:14,080
...this isn't the right door?

1439
00:56:19,420 --> 00:56:19,980
I am.

1440
00:56:19,980 --> 00:56:21,340
Get the fuck out of there.

1441
00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:23,920
Oh, fuck.

1442
00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:43,200
now we if i'm correct now when we get in here we're gonna get a close-up glimpse of a zombie's

1443
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:48,940
head and we stare at that for a moment and we have a laugh at it get the stupid face on him

1444
00:56:48,940 --> 00:57:00,160
and that's some that's part of the speed run as well now wait for this guy to come down here

1445
00:57:00,160 --> 00:57:08,380
and then move around here like that

1446
00:57:08,380 --> 00:57:18,460
it does look like the moon in Majora's mask you're right

1447
00:57:18,460 --> 00:57:31,660
max darwin head like corned beef i wouldn't have said so now max i his head was more white and pale

1448
00:57:31,660 --> 00:57:42,680
if anything it looked like a moon oh god that was a waste of a shell back up the ladder here

1449
00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:46,460
yeah we'll climb it

1450
00:57:46,460 --> 00:57:51,480
oh fuck there's no increment there's no fucking increment

1451
00:57:51,480 --> 00:58:05,880
we need to we need to get the uh explosive rounds is what we need to go go back and do

1452
00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:31,360
sean king left five minutes how are we back here you missed a hell of a lot sean if you're if you're

1453
00:58:31,360 --> 00:58:37,200
interested in speed running you've missed a hell of a lot sean i hope that you've uh

1454
00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:45,200
got enough time to witness what's going to happen here we're aiming for an hour 15 we've been playing

1455
00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:50,020
for about 15 16 minutes at the moment we managed to make it through back and forth through to the

1456
00:58:50,020 --> 00:58:55,160
guard house back back to the mansion now and what we're doing is a bit of uh swapping and shifting in

1457
00:58:55,160 --> 00:59:13,880
the box stick that in there stick the battery in there stick the magnum bullets in there

1458
00:59:13,880 --> 00:59:21,720
flame rounds or explosive rounds explosive rounds

1459
00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:34,120
it's health that i'm worried about now but we can get the uh there's two herbs

1460
00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:42,200
down in that uh hallway that we were at before

1461
00:59:46,360 --> 00:59:55,160
up the stairs wooden staircase lovely wooden lacquered kind of floor and a lovely bassy sound on those steps as well

1462
00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:02,200
second flight no loading screen necessary

1463
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:06,520
back down here

1464
01:00:10,200 --> 01:00:13,560
is here where we will go through into the flame room

1465
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:34,200
hold on hold on a fucking moment yeah

1466
01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:50,760
down the rope down the ladder down the ladder

1467
01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:57,960
clown music don't worry about that it's nothing we can't handle there are shells back here

1468
01:01:04,760 --> 01:01:05,880
so speed run

1469
01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:24,600
we don't want to risk it so we'll leave it we'll come back when we're harder and stronger

1470
01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:27,320
jesus christ

1471
01:01:29,560 --> 01:01:34,200
down to the final door back here now this is a metal door hard as rusted

1472
01:01:39,320 --> 01:01:41,000
and there we have majora's mask

1473
01:01:43,160 --> 01:01:44,680
making it look so easy

1474
01:01:49,160 --> 01:01:50,280
back up there is it no

1475
01:01:53,080 --> 01:01:58,120
i'm afraid not what we do is we go out that door and this gives us an extra five minutes of no damage bonus

1476
01:01:58,120 --> 01:02:03,720
as well if we go back in and we look at the the the majora's mask head and get you have to laugh as well

1477
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:05,240
otherwise you don't get the extra bonus

1478
01:02:06,360 --> 01:02:07,560
look at his head

1479
01:02:09,080 --> 01:02:10,280
it's it's ridiculous

1480
01:02:13,240 --> 01:02:18,680
and that should that should if i'm correct now i'll i've given us an extra little bit of five minutes

1481
01:02:19,160 --> 01:02:24,120
added no damage no claims bonus so the premium has actually gone down

1482
01:02:25,400 --> 01:02:27,400
the next time we get there.

1483
01:02:44,760 --> 01:02:45,320
No.

1484
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:47,720
Move.

1485
01:02:48,840 --> 01:02:50,440
The herb has been taken there.

1486
01:02:50,440 --> 01:02:51,880
There's nothing for us there.

1487
01:02:52,520 --> 01:02:54,360
Anything in here? No, no, no.

1488
01:02:54,360 --> 01:02:55,980
We go into this.

1489
01:02:56,340 --> 01:02:57,260
Do we go into that room?

1490
01:02:57,800 --> 01:02:58,640
Do we go into that room?

1491
01:02:59,000 --> 01:02:59,620
Do we go into that room?

1492
01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:08,080
Into this one.

1493
01:03:08,620 --> 01:03:11,160
Don't worry, it's not going to affect the speedrun at all.

1494
01:03:11,840 --> 01:03:13,400
We're actually ahead of time at the moment.

1495
01:03:13,800 --> 01:03:16,100
I think we've been playing for about 17 and a half minutes.

1496
01:03:17,440 --> 01:03:19,080
We take these explosive rounds.

1497
01:03:19,500 --> 01:03:22,160
We're going to be completely tooled up with them.

1498
01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:24,780
12 in the case there.

1499
01:03:26,700 --> 01:03:29,240
Those hunters aren't going to know what's hit them.

1500
01:03:29,960 --> 01:03:31,140
Yeah, we will.

1501
01:03:31,720 --> 01:03:32,840
Fucking 18.

1502
01:03:38,280 --> 01:03:39,420
18 minutes.

1503
01:03:52,040 --> 01:03:54,960
Great stuff.

1504
01:03:55,140 --> 01:03:56,260
Now we can mix these herbs up.

1505
01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:01,900
What we do is we take this one, which is sativa.

1506
01:04:03,180 --> 01:04:05,020
I think this could be an indica.

1507
01:04:07,720 --> 01:04:08,720
Put them together.

1508
01:04:08,720 --> 01:04:08,760
Put them together.

1509
01:04:12,860 --> 01:04:14,080
Cross pollinate.

1510
01:04:14,080 --> 01:04:14,180
Cross pollinate.

1511
01:04:16,780 --> 01:04:25,660
I think that makes a lovely little bit of stuff that alleviates the heartache.

1512
01:04:26,320 --> 01:04:27,480
We'll turn that down a little bit.

1513
01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:33,080
The music could be getting a little bit annoying for most people.

1514
01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:34,720
I'm aware of that.

1515
01:04:42,960 --> 01:04:43,840
Moon rocket.

1516
01:04:43,980 --> 01:04:44,240
What?

1517
01:04:57,120 --> 01:04:57,980
Is there a key?

1518
01:04:58,100 --> 01:04:59,800
Was I meant to have a fucking key for this one?

1519
01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:01,800
What?

1520
01:05:01,800 --> 01:05:03,800
*Sigh*

1521
01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:05,800
*Sigh*

1522
01:05:15,800 --> 01:05:17,800
*Sigh*

1523
01:05:31,800 --> 01:05:35,460
No, what matters is we're completely tooled up.

1524
01:05:36,140 --> 01:05:40,160
We'll take that down to those two bookings, the hunters down in that hallway,

1525
01:05:40,300 --> 01:05:41,820
and we'll blast them with the explosive rounds.

1526
01:05:42,320 --> 01:05:42,920
Should be good.

1527
01:05:43,580 --> 01:05:45,540
And it'll definitely give us the...

1528
01:05:45,540 --> 01:05:48,540
It'll definitely give us the time that we're after.

1529
01:05:49,620 --> 01:05:51,020
Also, did you know this?

1530
01:05:52,740 --> 01:05:53,580
Push that there.

1531
01:05:57,720 --> 01:05:58,360
Wrong move.

1532
01:05:58,360 --> 01:06:05,420
Go out of the blue doors and then go back in again,

1533
01:06:05,600 --> 01:06:08,720
and then go back to that bookcase and push it the other way.

1534
01:06:09,240 --> 01:06:10,460
That will unlock something.

1535
01:06:11,560 --> 01:06:13,960
And then that'll help us get to the end of the game faster.

1536
01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:28,880
This is the door we were after.

1537
01:06:29,080 --> 01:06:31,860
Now, ink ribbon in here, guys.

1538
01:06:45,320 --> 01:06:46,780
Have a look outside the window.

1539
01:06:49,160 --> 01:06:49,860
Helicopter port.

1540
01:06:54,280 --> 01:06:56,740
Now, do I go back and save it?

1541
01:07:01,960 --> 01:07:06,960
Or do I just go and attack the hunters?

1542
01:07:08,960 --> 01:07:09,560
Speedrun now.

1543
01:07:13,400 --> 01:07:13,880
Save it.

1544
01:07:13,920 --> 01:07:14,080
Okay.

1545
01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:15,840
I have to go all the way back to the...

1546
01:07:15,840 --> 01:07:18,920
The typewriter.

1547
01:07:22,600 --> 01:07:23,360
Everyone's saying save.

1548
01:07:23,360 --> 01:07:24,480
I'm going to go with you guys.

1549
01:07:24,860 --> 01:07:25,560
I think you know.

1550
01:07:25,660 --> 01:07:28,500
I mean, I'm actually better than you at the game.

1551
01:07:29,320 --> 01:07:30,580
And I have done it faster.

1552
01:07:30,720 --> 01:07:32,120
I'm going to do it even faster as well.

1553
01:07:32,180 --> 01:07:34,560
But I'm going to take your advice just this once.

1554
01:07:36,020 --> 01:07:37,560
I'm not actually taking your advice.

1555
01:07:37,700 --> 01:07:38,780
I'm going to do what I want.

1556
01:07:39,100 --> 01:07:42,340
And it's just a coincidence that you're telling me what I want to do.

1557
01:07:44,580 --> 01:07:45,420
It's just the way it is.

1558
01:07:45,420 --> 01:07:45,440
It's just the way it is.

1559
01:07:45,940 --> 01:07:46,520
Speedrun.

1560
01:07:46,720 --> 01:07:47,680
I can't listen to you.

1561
01:07:52,140 --> 01:07:54,240
Back into Majora's fucking lair here.

1562
01:07:56,080 --> 01:07:56,720
Watch out.

1563
01:07:57,080 --> 01:07:57,820
He's got form.

1564
01:08:02,040 --> 01:08:05,800
Just wait for him to choose a side and then we'll...

1565
01:08:09,800 --> 01:08:12,620
Fucking idiot.

1566
01:08:24,620 --> 01:08:25,460
Gimps down there.

1567
01:08:25,580 --> 01:08:27,120
Nothing for us in that room anyway.

1568
01:08:30,340 --> 01:08:34,880
Music sounds like a toddler laying into a Casio keyboard in a charity shop.

1569
01:08:35,180 --> 01:08:36,000
This is Kieran McGowan.

1570
01:08:48,880 --> 01:08:50,200
Steve Lebowski, how are you?

1571
01:08:50,260 --> 01:08:52,080
Why don't you play Resident Evil 2 Viper?

1572
01:08:52,180 --> 01:08:53,480
I played it already, Steve.

1573
01:08:54,300 --> 01:08:55,000
Were you not here?

1574
01:08:56,140 --> 01:08:57,180
Played both versions.

1575
01:08:57,320 --> 01:08:58,420
The new and the old.

1576
01:09:00,280 --> 01:09:01,240
Welcome to the stream.

1577
01:09:02,600 --> 01:09:03,740
Up the rope we go.

1578
01:09:04,880 --> 01:09:07,060
And this is going to feel brilliant now.

1579
01:09:07,360 --> 01:09:08,380
We get to that typewriter.

1580
01:09:08,740 --> 01:09:09,220
Ink ribbon.

1581
01:09:09,880 --> 01:09:11,180
The hammer hitting the ink ribbon.

1582
01:09:11,460 --> 01:09:12,240
Then the page.

1583
01:09:13,360 --> 01:09:14,380
When you think about it.

1584
01:09:14,440 --> 01:09:14,920
Typewriter.

1585
01:09:15,060 --> 01:09:16,760
What an amazing machine.

1586
01:09:16,940 --> 01:09:17,880
Like the intricacy of it.

1587
01:09:17,880 --> 01:09:21,140
Now we're just like...

1588
01:09:21,140 --> 01:09:21,920
On the laptop.

1589
01:09:22,160 --> 01:09:23,980
It's all very easy to do.

1590
01:09:24,080 --> 01:09:25,100
But the typewriter.

1591
01:09:25,220 --> 01:09:26,760
You actually have to have a bit of power behind that.

1592
01:09:27,200 --> 01:09:27,580
The hammer.

1593
01:09:35,240 --> 01:09:36,420
Down these stairs again.

1594
01:09:36,520 --> 01:09:36,960
These are great.

1595
01:09:37,080 --> 01:09:38,680
This is a great staircase in the game.

1596
01:09:38,760 --> 01:09:41,320
Probably one of my most favorite staircases in the game actually.

1597
01:09:41,820 --> 01:09:43,840
It's up there with the main hall staircase.

1598
01:09:43,840 --> 01:09:45,640
Which is actually carpeted marble.

1599
01:09:46,760 --> 01:09:49,520
But I do find the sound of the boot.

1600
01:09:49,940 --> 01:09:50,560
Jill's boot.

1601
01:09:50,740 --> 01:09:52,360
On the hardwood floor.

1602
01:09:52,800 --> 01:09:53,800
Is so satisfying.

1603
01:09:55,220 --> 01:09:55,620
Now.

1604
01:09:56,040 --> 01:09:57,240
The moment you've all been waiting for.

1605
01:09:57,420 --> 01:09:58,420
Speed run save game.

1606
01:09:58,520 --> 01:10:00,000
You can save your progress with this.

1607
01:10:01,180 --> 01:10:02,020
Will you use the ink ribbon?

1608
01:10:02,020 --> 01:10:02,240
Yeah.

1609
01:10:08,720 --> 01:10:09,080
Now.

1610
01:10:09,080 --> 01:10:11,340
Speed run baby.

1611
01:10:27,780 --> 01:10:28,400
Into there.

1612
01:10:29,480 --> 01:10:30,300
Stick your clip.

1613
01:10:31,880 --> 01:10:33,080
Are we any more...

1614
01:10:33,080 --> 01:10:35,480
explosive runs?

1615
01:10:35,700 --> 01:10:36,160
We do.

1616
01:10:40,620 --> 01:10:40,980
Right.

1617
01:10:50,880 --> 01:10:52,720
Welcome to the speed run everybody.

1618
01:10:52,840 --> 01:10:54,580
It's a Resident Evil 1 speed run.

1619
01:10:54,680 --> 01:10:57,000
We've been playing the game now for about 19 and a half minutes.

1620
01:10:57,120 --> 01:10:58,260
We've made it to the guard house.

1621
01:10:58,500 --> 01:10:58,800
Back.

1622
01:10:59,140 --> 01:10:59,840
Out of the guard house.

1623
01:10:59,920 --> 01:11:01,720
To the mansion for the second part of the mansion.

1624
01:11:02,120 --> 01:11:02,820
Second scenario.

1625
01:11:03,480 --> 01:11:04,620
First scenario with Jill.

1626
01:11:05,040 --> 01:11:06,940
But it's the second time that we reach the mansion.

1627
01:11:07,720 --> 01:11:08,260
And um.

1628
01:11:09,640 --> 01:11:09,980
Yeah.

1629
01:11:09,980 --> 01:11:10,760
We're going for the speed run.

1630
01:11:10,920 --> 01:11:11,380
World record.

1631
01:11:11,740 --> 01:11:12,280
Land speed.

1632
01:11:12,280 --> 01:11:33,920
Derrick Gibson.

1633
01:11:34,060 --> 01:11:34,960
Don't overwrite.

1634
01:11:35,080 --> 01:11:37,860
Leave yourself an older save in case it all goes balls up.

1635
01:11:37,860 --> 01:11:43,680
It's too late Derrick.

1636
01:11:44,640 --> 01:11:45,080
Perhaps.

1637
01:11:46,280 --> 01:11:48,480
The chat is 30 or 40 seconds.

1638
01:11:49,400 --> 01:11:49,840
Delayed.

1639
01:11:51,780 --> 01:11:55,440
And they're saying that the delay on the chat won't matter anymore.

1640
01:11:55,580 --> 01:11:56,460
That won't be a...

1641
01:11:56,460 --> 01:11:57,780
That'll be a thing of the past soon enough.

1642
01:11:57,940 --> 01:11:59,440
When 5G comes into town.

1643
01:12:00,440 --> 01:12:02,160
And we're able to use 5G.

1644
01:12:03,100 --> 01:12:06,300
Instead of my 4G fucking data tethering broadband.

1645
01:12:06,620 --> 01:12:09,700
Because there's no rural broadband connections.

1646
01:12:10,640 --> 01:12:14,760
I seen the last day the air was saying they could deliver the broadband for 1 billion euro.

1647
01:12:20,960 --> 01:12:21,780
When's that like?

1648
01:12:22,240 --> 01:12:25,080
Why are they saying that now in 2019?

1649
01:12:26,520 --> 01:12:27,800
Why does it take so long?

1650
01:12:27,900 --> 01:12:28,020
Like.

1651
01:12:28,400 --> 01:12:28,980
Fucking hell.

1652
01:12:29,160 --> 01:12:29,620
Look at this guy.

1653
01:12:30,360 --> 01:12:31,580
We'll move across here.

1654
01:12:37,800 --> 01:12:39,960
And now the moment you've all been waiting for.

1655
01:12:40,740 --> 01:12:42,000
Where we get to uh.

1656
01:12:42,660 --> 01:12:43,560
Blast the hunters.

1657
01:12:45,400 --> 01:12:46,560
Into next fucking.

1658
01:12:46,800 --> 01:12:47,740
Into the next realm.

1659
01:12:47,740 --> 01:13:02,240
Apparently the 5G is a lot of hubbub about that.

1660
01:13:02,360 --> 01:13:04,700
People saying it's gonna melt your brain.

1661
01:13:05,360 --> 01:13:06,020
But they said that.

1662
01:13:06,080 --> 01:13:07,560
Remember they said that about Wi-Fi.

1663
01:13:09,280 --> 01:13:10,940
Big hullabaloo about Wi-Fi.

1664
01:13:14,940 --> 01:13:15,760
We're gonna uh.

1665
01:13:15,760 --> 01:13:17,180
Give one blast to the shotgun.

1666
01:13:17,360 --> 01:13:17,880
Always like no.

1667
01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:18,220
Acid.

1668
01:13:18,560 --> 01:13:19,620
Acid round first.

1669
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:25,360
Haha.

1670
01:13:25,620 --> 01:13:27,480
It's such a satisfying scream.

1671
01:13:27,480 --> 01:13:27,980
Okay.

1672
01:13:27,980 --> 01:13:28,940
Then we roll.

1673
01:13:56,900 --> 01:13:57,860
Yeah.

1674
01:14:05,080 --> 01:14:05,520
Yes.

1675
01:14:05,880 --> 01:14:06,680
We did it, guys.

1676
01:14:06,820 --> 01:14:07,680
We did it.

1677
01:14:08,760 --> 01:14:09,740
Stupid idiots.

1678
01:14:11,540 --> 01:14:13,220
Stupid, stupid fucking idiots.

1679
01:14:13,340 --> 01:14:14,620
They thought they could rule me.

1680
01:14:14,700 --> 01:14:16,940
They thought they could ruin my life in days.

1681
01:14:17,080 --> 01:14:18,320
And they did for a couple of days.

1682
01:14:18,540 --> 01:14:20,120
But now it's all on.

1683
01:14:25,820 --> 01:14:34,560
Yo.

1684
01:14:38,740 --> 01:14:39,060
Yo.

1685
01:14:39,260 --> 01:14:40,120
What's the crack?

1686
01:14:40,240 --> 01:14:42,680
Those hunters got their heads slapped off by me.

1687
01:14:42,740 --> 01:14:43,340
Jill Valentine.

1688
01:14:44,160 --> 01:14:46,480
I came in time to ruin their lives.

1689
01:14:46,700 --> 01:14:49,160
Like a little snakey boy eating mince pies.

1690
01:14:49,380 --> 01:14:50,520
I don't tell lies.

1691
01:14:50,740 --> 01:14:52,400
I just shoot my load and go.

1692
01:14:52,700 --> 01:14:54,680
I'm talking about the big explosive rounds.

1693
01:14:54,760 --> 01:14:55,680
Did you see them blow?

1694
01:14:56,400 --> 01:14:58,480
Right in those Hunter S. Thompson's faces.

1695
01:14:59,040 --> 01:14:59,960
Now they're left.

1696
01:15:01,700 --> 01:15:02,740
On the ground.

1697
01:15:03,120 --> 01:15:04,460
They should have been wearing braces.

1698
01:15:05,060 --> 01:15:06,160
Unfortunately, they weren't.

1699
01:15:06,240 --> 01:15:07,240
They were fucking monsters.

1700
01:15:07,400 --> 01:15:09,360
They went down to the orthodontist and said,

1701
01:15:09,460 --> 01:15:11,140
Can I get an Invisalign, please?

1702
01:15:11,660 --> 01:15:12,560
The doctor said,

1703
01:15:12,640 --> 01:15:15,080
Get the fuck out of my study now, please.

1704
01:15:15,380 --> 01:15:16,960
Before I call the police.

1705
01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:19,300
You little green bastards.

1706
01:15:19,300 --> 01:15:35,680
Anthony Paul.

1707
01:15:35,680 --> 01:15:37,460
You're looking tall.

1708
01:15:37,660 --> 01:15:39,460
Asking me to play Goldeneye.

1709
01:15:39,840 --> 01:15:41,160
Sure you have fuck all.

1710
01:15:41,300 --> 01:15:42,420
N64 games.

1711
01:15:42,540 --> 01:15:44,020
I don't even own the console.

1712
01:15:44,960 --> 01:15:46,600
I do have a picture of Vingrayim.

1713
01:15:46,800 --> 01:15:47,320
Signed.

1714
01:15:47,360 --> 01:15:48,620
From Pulp Fiction Days.

1715
01:15:48,840 --> 01:15:52,340
But I gave it away to the Guinness Book of Records guys and gays.

1716
01:15:52,500 --> 01:15:53,460
They came round for me.

1717
01:15:53,540 --> 01:15:55,500
Looking for my fucking photographs that I had.

1718
01:15:55,960 --> 01:15:57,080
Thanks very much guys.

1719
01:15:57,700 --> 01:15:59,160
For the one euro.

1720
01:16:01,620 --> 01:16:02,560
Where did the flow go?

1721
01:16:10,520 --> 01:16:11,420
Who's that man?

1722
01:16:12,360 --> 01:16:14,100
That's called fucking Tele-tubbies.

1723
01:16:14,400 --> 01:16:15,480
Clearly you can't pass the phone.

1724
01:16:16,420 --> 01:16:18,820
The flow came back so hard and heavy.

1725
01:16:25,220 --> 01:16:25,820
Fuck.

1726
01:16:26,700 --> 01:16:27,180
Fuck.

1727
01:16:27,180 --> 01:16:35,920
Guinness Book of Records.

1728
01:16:36,020 --> 01:16:36,880
Thanks so much.

1729
01:16:37,200 --> 01:16:38,740
I'm asking Brian Marcy.

1730
01:16:39,800 --> 01:16:41,440
To say, uh, to say.

1731
01:16:41,580 --> 01:16:43,780
I'm asking Brian Marcy to, uh.

1732
01:16:44,660 --> 01:16:45,880
Ah, for fuck's sake.

1733
01:16:45,880 --> 01:16:46,880
Oh.

1734
01:17:01,420 --> 01:17:01,740
Yeah.

1735
01:17:02,880 --> 01:17:03,260
Yeah.

1736
01:17:03,760 --> 01:17:04,060
Yeah.

1737
01:17:04,480 --> 01:17:04,780
Yeah.

1738
01:17:05,240 --> 01:17:05,500
Yeah.

1739
01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:06,260
Yeah.

1740
01:17:06,960 --> 01:17:08,180
Francis is back.

1741
01:17:08,600 --> 01:17:09,760
Ready to attack.

1742
01:17:10,100 --> 01:17:11,320
A lyrical assassin.

1743
01:17:11,320 --> 01:17:13,820
With a big massive sack full of rhymes.

1744
01:17:14,380 --> 01:17:16,100
And where the fuck has it gone again?

1745
01:17:18,160 --> 01:17:18,560
Ah.

1746
01:17:29,380 --> 01:17:29,900
Ah.

1747
01:17:30,280 --> 01:17:30,700
Ah.

1748
01:17:31,080 --> 01:17:31,420
Ah.

1749
01:17:31,820 --> 01:17:32,140
Yeah.

1750
01:17:32,460 --> 01:17:32,820
Yeah.

1751
01:17:33,140 --> 01:17:34,300
We came through it.

1752
01:17:34,440 --> 01:17:35,080
You know me.

1753
01:17:35,220 --> 01:17:36,000
We're right here.

1754
01:17:36,000 --> 01:17:37,060
On TV3.

1755
01:17:37,220 --> 01:17:39,380
Doing this 365 day shit.

1756
01:17:39,520 --> 01:17:41,400
Yo, I ain't got a contract of nothing.

1757
01:17:41,800 --> 01:17:42,780
I just like nothing.

1758
01:17:43,180 --> 01:17:43,700
All over.

1759
01:17:44,220 --> 01:17:46,420
All over these little green buttons there.

1760
01:17:47,100 --> 01:17:48,780
They got a taste of pain.

1761
01:17:49,320 --> 01:17:50,880
And now, they're going insane.

1762
01:17:51,380 --> 01:17:54,040
I want to say a big thanks so much to everybody who's donated.

1763
01:17:54,540 --> 01:17:56,480
And everybody out there who never donated.

1764
01:17:56,720 --> 01:17:57,220
They're hating.

1765
01:17:57,860 --> 01:17:58,820
But I love hate.

1766
01:17:59,260 --> 01:18:00,200
And I hate love.

1767
01:18:00,620 --> 01:18:04,080
So let's just fly away like a little dove in the sky.

1768
01:18:04,080 --> 01:18:06,660
And I say a big thank you to Anthony Paul.

1769
01:18:06,780 --> 01:18:07,740
Guinness Book of Records.

1770
01:18:08,120 --> 01:18:09,360
A clone named Gipso.

1771
01:18:09,740 --> 01:18:10,960
Limitruck Stream.

1772
01:18:11,340 --> 01:18:12,260
Brian Morrissey.

1773
01:18:14,540 --> 01:18:18,240
You guys are the best guys.

1774
01:18:18,360 --> 01:18:21,320
I want to see your eyes.

1775
01:18:21,480 --> 01:18:26,920
But I can't because we're separated through this screen.

1776
01:18:27,660 --> 01:18:29,300
Do you know what I mean?

1777
01:18:30,000 --> 01:18:32,940
It's a lovely speedrun stream.

1778
01:18:33,940 --> 01:18:40,300
Living out here.

1779
01:18:40,780 --> 01:18:42,180
In the mainframe.

1780
01:18:43,540 --> 01:18:45,560
With my friend Ving Reigns.

1781
01:18:46,320 --> 01:18:49,340
He lives over there on fucking planet Quagmire.

1782
01:18:51,340 --> 01:18:53,040
He's got a cool gaff.

1783
01:18:53,200 --> 01:18:54,240
With a log fire.

1784
01:18:55,260 --> 01:18:56,660
He doesn't use gas.

1785
01:18:57,020 --> 01:19:00,140
He doesn't use any solid fuels.

1786
01:19:00,300 --> 01:19:03,340
Or any fucking carbon sort of stuff.

1787
01:19:03,500 --> 01:19:05,460
Like you know peat and turf and all that.

1788
01:19:05,700 --> 01:19:07,020
He only burns.

1789
01:19:07,620 --> 01:19:09,480
And this is between you and me.

1790
01:19:10,100 --> 01:19:11,480
Liquid nitrogen.

1791
01:19:11,900 --> 01:19:12,900
Which you can't burn.

1792
01:19:12,960 --> 01:19:13,740
Because it's frozen.

1793
01:19:14,580 --> 01:19:15,480
But that's Ving Reigns.

1794
01:19:15,480 --> 01:19:16,600
He has a special touch.

1795
01:19:17,220 --> 01:19:17,980
If you go around to him.

1796
01:19:19,160 --> 01:19:20,140
Ask him how much.

1797
01:19:20,700 --> 01:19:21,420
He'll say 20.

1798
01:19:21,660 --> 01:19:22,560
Give him the score.

1799
01:19:23,620 --> 01:19:24,620
He'll open the door.

1800
01:19:25,800 --> 01:19:26,960
Let you inside.

1801
01:19:27,900 --> 01:19:28,640
And the rest.

1802
01:19:29,420 --> 01:19:31,260
Is a mad fucking ride.

1803
01:19:31,960 --> 01:19:33,240
Not like a sex.

1804
01:19:33,260 --> 01:19:34,560
It's not a sexual thing.

1805
01:19:35,300 --> 01:19:36,940
I'm just saying like the whole experience.

1806
01:19:37,020 --> 01:19:38,480
Of going around to Ving Reigns gaff.

1807
01:19:38,560 --> 01:19:40,680
And warming yourself on a liquid nitrogen fire.

1808
01:19:41,180 --> 01:19:42,040
Is a mad ride.

1809
01:19:42,880 --> 01:19:45,340
You're not paying him for sex or anything like that.

1810
01:19:45,980 --> 01:19:46,540
Thanks very much.

1811
01:19:48,860 --> 01:19:49,300
Now.

1812
01:19:50,060 --> 01:19:50,600
To the gate.

1813
01:19:53,440 --> 01:19:53,760
Sorry.

1814
01:19:53,880 --> 01:19:54,840
Stop that there.

1815
01:19:56,500 --> 01:19:57,600
Thanks very much for that.

1816
01:19:57,700 --> 01:19:59,480
And that's the special speed run breakdown.

1817
01:19:59,480 --> 01:20:00,320
That you can do.

1818
01:20:00,440 --> 01:20:02,760
Which will give you an extra three or four minutes.

1819
01:20:03,020 --> 01:20:03,200
No.

1820
01:20:03,360 --> 01:20:04,380
No claims bonus.

1821
01:20:16,380 --> 01:20:20,020
This is something you can do.

1822
01:20:20,020 --> 01:20:20,700
If you've.

1823
01:20:20,760 --> 01:20:22,860
If you are doing a speed run.

1824
01:20:22,920 --> 01:20:23,840
You have a look at this.

1825
01:20:24,900 --> 01:20:25,920
Hallway here.

1826
01:20:30,600 --> 01:20:31,240
Hang on.

1827
01:20:32,760 --> 01:20:33,480
Hang on.

1828
01:20:41,640 --> 01:20:42,180
Brilliant.

1829
01:20:42,180 --> 01:20:42,200
Brilliant.

1830
01:20:51,200 --> 01:20:51,680
Brilliant.

1831
01:20:51,680 --> 01:20:51,800
Brilliant.

1832
01:20:53,240 --> 01:20:53,600
Brilliant.

1833
01:20:54,100 --> 01:20:54,640
Okay.

1834
01:20:58,760 --> 01:20:59,540
Sorry guys.

1835
01:20:59,620 --> 01:20:59,800
Sorry.

1836
01:20:59,920 --> 01:21:00,880
I forgot.

1837
01:21:01,020 --> 01:21:02,120
I came off the screen there.

1838
01:21:02,780 --> 01:21:03,900
Thanks very much there.

1839
01:21:05,640 --> 01:21:06,500
For letting me know that.

1840
01:21:07,720 --> 01:21:08,420
Over here.

1841
01:21:08,500 --> 01:21:09,460
Even though we don't need to.

1842
01:21:09,460 --> 01:21:38,460
*BOOM*

1843
01:21:38,460 --> 01:21:43,460
Now this is one of my favourite staircases I was telling you about them before, it's carpeted! Listen to the...

1844
01:21:43,460 --> 01:21:45,460
*BOOM*

1845
01:21:45,460 --> 01:21:47,460
*BOOM*

1846
01:21:47,460 --> 01:21:49,460
*BOOM*

1847
01:21:49,460 --> 01:21:50,460
*BOOM*

1848
01:21:50,460 --> 01:21:52,460
Lovely, really sounds nice

1849
01:21:52,460 --> 01:21:56,460
*BOOM*

1850
01:21:56,460 --> 01:21:58,460
Lovely stuff

1851
01:21:58,460 --> 01:22:00,460
Back through these doors here

1852
01:22:00,460 --> 01:22:04,460
Back through the dining room upper level as well

1853
01:22:04,460 --> 01:22:08,460
*BOOM*

1854
01:22:08,460 --> 01:22:09,460
And we've hunters in here

1855
01:22:09,460 --> 01:22:11,460
*BOOM*

1856
01:22:11,460 --> 01:22:13,460
Don't worry you can go down this side here

1857
01:22:13,460 --> 01:22:14,460
You wanna...

1858
01:22:14,460 --> 01:22:15,460
Oh!

1859
01:22:15,460 --> 01:22:16,460
*BOOM*

1860
01:22:16,460 --> 01:22:17,460
*BOOM*

1861
01:22:17,460 --> 01:22:19,460
*BOOM*

1862
01:22:19,460 --> 01:22:20,460
*BOOM*

1863
01:22:20,460 --> 01:22:21,460
*BOOM*

1864
01:22:21,460 --> 01:22:22,460
*BOOM*

1865
01:22:22,460 --> 01:22:23,460
*BOOM*

1866
01:22:23,460 --> 01:22:24,460
*BOOM*

1867
01:22:24,460 --> 01:22:25,460
*BOOM*

1868
01:22:25,460 --> 01:22:26,460
*BOOM*

1869
01:22:26,460 --> 01:22:27,460
*BOOM*

1870
01:22:27,460 --> 01:22:48,280
Wait for this fucking savage cabbage here to come round the corner and we'll blast him into kingdom come.

1871
01:22:49,140 --> 01:22:52,300
That's something I like to do on a holiday or a weekday.

1872
01:22:52,300 --> 01:22:56,740
Like, you know, it's not really something I fucking do night five, you know.

1873
01:22:56,740 --> 01:23:00,540
He's a green Slimer.

1874
01:23:02,220 --> 01:23:04,000
He's a fucking social climber.

1875
01:23:04,820 --> 01:23:08,040
If you let him in, he'll use you in order to get...

1876
01:23:08,040 --> 01:23:08,740
Fuck you.

1877
01:23:11,160 --> 01:23:11,980
Fuck you.

1878
01:23:11,980 --> 01:23:13,980
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

1879
01:23:13,980 --> 01:23:14,580
Please no.

1880
01:23:17,780 --> 01:23:18,360
Fuck you.

1881
01:23:18,360 --> 01:23:18,860
Fuck you.

1882
01:23:18,860 --> 01:23:19,860
Fuck you.

1883
01:23:19,860 --> 01:23:21,020
Fucking scum, man.

1884
01:23:22,460 --> 01:23:23,900
He'll use you to get ahead.

1885
01:23:24,280 --> 01:23:26,960
He doesn't care about you, actually, as a friend or as a person.

1886
01:23:27,420 --> 01:23:30,480
What he will do is he will latch onto you.

1887
01:23:32,880 --> 01:23:34,240
We've used the helmet key.

1888
01:23:35,240 --> 01:23:39,380
And then he will use you to get to different places, higher places.

1889
01:23:40,340 --> 01:23:46,700
Or use friends that you may have of a higher social, that have a higher social standing.

1890
01:23:47,180 --> 01:23:48,520
And then it'll fuck you off.

1891
01:23:48,640 --> 01:23:49,480
And that's those hunters.

1892
01:23:49,720 --> 01:23:50,400
That's what they do.

1893
01:23:51,160 --> 01:23:51,940
Light switch here.

1894
01:23:53,160 --> 01:23:54,460
We won't push, yeah we will.

1895
01:23:54,960 --> 01:23:56,780
What we'll do is we'll push it back on first.

1896
01:23:57,540 --> 01:23:58,000
I've seen this.

1897
01:23:59,200 --> 01:24:00,000
Look at this.

1898
01:24:01,500 --> 01:24:01,860
Right?

1899
01:24:02,520 --> 01:24:03,360
Note on the table.

1900
01:24:04,020 --> 01:24:05,320
You know what that means, don't you?

1901
01:24:05,320 --> 01:24:11,920
You know what that means.

1902
01:24:23,980 --> 01:24:25,540
Take it away JB.

1903
01:24:25,540 --> 01:24:55,520
Take it away.

1904
01:24:55,520 --> 01:25:00,280
Sit down John.

1905
01:25:00,360 --> 01:25:04,000
Thank you very much for your lovely donation and sweet tipus.

1906
01:25:04,580 --> 01:25:05,720
Tipus whipus.

1907
01:25:07,320 --> 01:25:07,960
Orders.

1908
01:25:10,280 --> 01:25:12,020
By Jordan B. Peterson.

1909
01:25:14,520 --> 01:25:18,980
Thank you very much Steve.

1910
01:25:19,740 --> 01:25:21,780
That is very kind of you Steve.

1911
01:25:22,620 --> 01:25:23,920
Thank you very much.

1912
01:25:23,920 --> 01:25:25,060
Top Secret.

1913
01:25:25,220 --> 01:25:27,360
July 22nd, 1998.

1914
01:25:28,920 --> 01:25:29,620
213.

1915
01:25:29,620 --> 01:25:33,340
To the head of the security department.

1916
01:25:33,920 --> 01:25:34,920
Thank you very much.

1917
01:25:34,920 --> 01:25:42,280
Thank you very much.

1918
01:25:42,400 --> 01:25:43,800
Gregoski Valentine.

1919
01:25:45,040 --> 01:25:46,760
X day is approaching.

1920
01:25:47,860 --> 01:25:48,840
X day is approaching.

1921
01:25:49,460 --> 01:25:51,720
Complete the following orders within the week.

1922
01:25:54,920 --> 01:25:55,920
Lure the members of the lab.

1923
01:25:55,920 --> 01:25:56,880
Lure the members of the stars.

1924
01:25:56,880 --> 01:25:57,520
Neil.

1925
01:25:57,520 --> 01:25:59,600
Thank you very much Neil.

1926
01:26:02,600 --> 01:26:03,000
Neil.

1927
01:26:03,000 --> 01:26:05,120
Who do you think you are?

1928
01:26:08,120 --> 01:26:09,680
You are nothing but this to me.

1929
01:26:09,680 --> 01:26:09,680
You are nothing but this to me.

1930
01:26:09,680 --> 01:26:11,280
A speck of dust.

1931
01:26:11,860 --> 01:26:14,960
But thank you very much for your kind heart and generous donation.

1932
01:26:20,140 --> 01:26:21,500
Green Velvet 2.

1933
01:26:22,340 --> 01:26:24,680
Lure the members of stars into the lab.

1934
01:26:24,680 --> 01:26:26,680
And have them fight with the BOW.

1935
01:26:26,680 --> 01:26:31,940
In order to obtain data of actual battles.

1936
01:26:32,940 --> 01:26:33,500
2.

1937
01:26:33,500 --> 01:26:36,640
Collect Tom Mahan.

1938
01:26:36,740 --> 01:26:37,800
Thank you very much.

1939
01:26:43,340 --> 01:26:46,240
Thank you Tom Mahan Bucko.

1940
01:26:47,040 --> 01:26:51,320
Collect two embryos per BOW.

1941
01:26:52,120 --> 01:26:55,700
Type making sure to include all species.

1942
01:26:56,220 --> 01:26:57,560
Except for tyrant.

1943
01:26:59,640 --> 01:27:00,360
3.

1944
01:27:01,400 --> 01:27:03,140
Destroy the ARKLE lab.

1945
01:27:03,280 --> 01:27:04,520
Including all researchers.

1946
01:27:05,120 --> 01:27:06,080
And lab animals.

1947
01:27:06,200 --> 01:27:08,180
In a manner which will seem accidental.

1948
01:27:08,780 --> 01:27:10,180
By white umbrella.

1949
01:27:10,180 --> 01:27:17,040
Man.

1950
01:27:18,360 --> 01:27:19,560
What has he created?

1951
01:27:21,180 --> 01:27:21,660
Death.

1952
01:27:22,240 --> 01:27:22,760
Destruction.

1953
01:27:23,240 --> 01:27:25,940
But also everything that is good in society too.

1954
01:27:26,700 --> 01:27:29,280
And that's not something we should leave behind.

1955
01:27:30,440 --> 01:27:31,960
We got to think about that.

1956
01:27:34,820 --> 01:27:36,420
Did you see me on channel 4?

1957
01:27:37,200 --> 01:27:39,340
Did you see the way I handled the situation?

1958
01:27:39,340 --> 01:27:41,480
It was beautiful.

1959
01:27:44,060 --> 01:27:45,260
It was exquisite.

1960
01:27:47,600 --> 01:27:49,120
I feel powerful.

1961
01:27:50,260 --> 01:27:51,420
I feel great.

1962
01:27:52,200 --> 01:27:53,520
And you need to think about that.

1963
01:27:54,640 --> 01:27:55,340
Good night.

1964
01:27:55,860 --> 01:27:56,400
God bless.

1965
01:27:57,640 --> 01:27:58,520
Your father.

1966
01:28:00,120 --> 01:28:00,920
Thanks Jordan.

1967
01:28:00,920 --> 01:28:00,980
Thanks Jordan.

1968
01:28:06,980 --> 01:28:10,100
I don't know why he keeps on referring to himself as our fathers.

1969
01:28:10,540 --> 01:28:12,740
Who doesn't art in heaven.

1970
01:28:13,240 --> 01:28:14,060
And while we're at it.

1971
01:28:14,440 --> 01:28:17,260
Why was our father who art in heaven.

1972
01:28:17,860 --> 01:28:18,700
Was he doing a bit.

1973
01:28:18,760 --> 01:28:20,160
What was he doing in heaven?

1974
01:28:20,380 --> 01:28:22,080
Was he making a bit of things up there?

1975
01:28:22,140 --> 01:28:22,360
Was he?

1976
01:28:24,360 --> 01:28:25,840
Did he do a bit of art up there?

1977
01:28:28,960 --> 01:28:31,400
Or is it old language for who is in heaven?

1978
01:28:31,500 --> 01:28:32,700
Our father who is in heaven.

1979
01:28:37,380 --> 01:28:38,480
Hold on a second now.

1980
01:28:39,980 --> 01:28:41,080
Now we move this.

1981
01:28:41,840 --> 01:28:42,360
To there.

1982
01:28:45,180 --> 01:28:45,840
Like that.

1983
01:28:48,480 --> 01:28:49,580
We switch this off.

1984
01:28:50,520 --> 01:28:51,760
And we should get a red jewel.

1985
01:28:52,020 --> 01:28:52,760
If I'm correct.

1986
01:28:54,060 --> 01:28:54,480
Yeah.

1987
01:28:54,660 --> 01:28:55,120
Red jewel.

1988
01:28:55,980 --> 01:28:56,420
The head.

1989
01:28:57,600 --> 01:28:58,700
The eye of the moose.

1990
01:29:00,580 --> 01:29:01,700
Canadian moose.

1991
01:29:19,860 --> 01:29:20,700
We'll take that.

1992
01:29:20,820 --> 01:29:22,000
And we can take the shells too.

1993
01:29:22,100 --> 01:29:23,840
Because they'll combine with the rest of the shells.

1994
01:29:23,840 --> 01:29:25,680
Spoon.

1995
01:29:40,800 --> 01:29:41,200
Fuck.

1996
01:29:41,980 --> 01:29:42,380
Spoon.

1997
01:29:42,480 --> 01:29:43,440
Thank you very much for that.

1998
01:29:44,360 --> 01:29:44,720
420.

1999
01:29:45,660 --> 01:29:46,680
Very very kind of you.

2000
01:29:46,900 --> 01:29:47,660
And huckus buckus.

2001
01:29:47,860 --> 01:29:48,120
And sit.

2002
01:29:48,480 --> 01:29:49,660
Sit down John.

2003
01:29:50,220 --> 01:29:50,900
And Stee.

2004
01:29:51,520 --> 01:29:52,180
And Neil.

2005
01:29:52,280 --> 01:29:52,860
And Grogoski.

2006
01:29:52,860 --> 01:29:55,400
Very very kind of everyone.

2007
01:29:58,460 --> 01:29:59,800
And Phil Eglinton.

2008
01:30:03,440 --> 01:30:04,660
Very very kind of you Phil.

2009
01:30:04,740 --> 01:30:05,540
Thank you very much.

2010
01:30:09,180 --> 01:30:10,220
Where do we go here?

2011
01:30:10,380 --> 01:30:11,180
Let me think about this.

2012
01:30:11,840 --> 01:30:12,140
Go.

2013
01:30:12,960 --> 01:30:14,160
This is a speed run guys.

2014
01:30:14,240 --> 01:30:15,100
Welcome to the speed run.

2015
01:30:16,140 --> 01:30:16,540
Okay.

2016
01:30:20,080 --> 01:30:21,480
Check your map five times.

2017
01:30:21,580 --> 01:30:22,820
That'll give you an extra bit of cabbage.

2018
01:30:23,720 --> 01:30:24,240
If you move.

2019
01:30:25,240 --> 01:30:26,440
Back out here.

2020
01:30:26,580 --> 01:30:27,100
Into this.

2021
01:30:31,040 --> 01:30:31,620
Into this.

2022
01:30:31,740 --> 01:30:32,060
The down.

2023
01:30:32,160 --> 01:30:32,800
The downstairs.

2024
01:30:35,800 --> 01:30:36,720
Oh fuck.

2025
01:30:36,800 --> 01:30:37,320
What am I doing?

2026
01:30:38,360 --> 01:30:39,540
This is the second floor.

2027
01:30:39,640 --> 01:30:39,900
Isn't it?

2028
01:30:41,060 --> 01:30:41,420
Fuck.

2029
01:30:42,180 --> 01:30:42,960
First floor.

2030
01:30:43,960 --> 01:30:44,500
There.

2031
01:30:44,500 --> 01:30:45,700
There you go.

2032
01:30:46,700 --> 01:30:47,820
There again.

2033
01:30:48,300 --> 01:30:49,600
And then we fucking do that.

2034
01:30:50,160 --> 01:30:50,460
And then.

2035
01:30:50,760 --> 01:30:51,580
Watch out for the.

2036
01:30:51,580 --> 01:30:52,260
Hold on.

2037
01:30:56,260 --> 01:30:57,340
Hold on.

2038
01:30:57,780 --> 01:30:58,400
Hold on.

2039
01:30:59,120 --> 01:30:59,600
Hold on.

2040
01:31:03,600 --> 01:31:04,520
Fuck.

2041
01:31:04,520 --> 01:31:06,660
Fuck.

2042
01:31:06,660 --> 01:31:06,660
Fuck.

2043
01:31:08,060 --> 01:31:09,800
I think we go downstairs here.

2044
01:31:09,900 --> 01:31:12,780
And put the stuff inside the box.

2045
01:31:12,900 --> 01:31:13,940
There's like a chest.

2046
01:31:14,620 --> 01:31:15,780
But if there's a hunter down here.

2047
01:31:15,840 --> 01:31:16,460
We could be fucked.

2048
01:31:16,880 --> 01:31:17,540
Get ready for it.

2049
01:31:18,760 --> 01:31:19,360
There is.

2050
01:31:20,260 --> 01:31:20,840
There is.

2051
01:31:20,920 --> 01:31:22,080
And I'm not waiting around.

2052
01:31:24,680 --> 01:31:25,900
Or do you reckon we can take him?

2053
01:31:29,340 --> 01:31:31,180
Should I fucking bother trying to take him on.

2054
01:31:31,400 --> 01:31:31,720
On.

2055
01:31:32,200 --> 01:31:33,240
Like zero health.

2056
01:31:44,820 --> 01:31:45,840
Do you reckon we can take him?

2057
01:31:50,340 --> 01:31:51,040
Give it a go.

2058
01:31:58,960 --> 01:31:59,920
Thank you very much.

2059
01:32:01,200 --> 01:32:02,280
Martin Crackhorn.

2060
01:32:02,920 --> 01:32:04,220
You can just run into the room.

2061
01:32:04,280 --> 01:32:05,020
Says Spag Boy.

2062
01:32:13,600 --> 01:32:14,480
What about this?

2063
01:32:14,620 --> 01:32:14,800
Shh.

2064
01:32:15,060 --> 01:32:15,320
Look.

2065
01:32:15,320 --> 01:32:27,120
Fucking hell.

2066
01:32:33,220 --> 01:32:34,000
What's this now?

2067
01:32:35,940 --> 01:32:36,400
What's this?

2068
01:32:36,480 --> 01:32:36,820
What's this?

2069
01:32:36,880 --> 01:32:37,260
What's this?

2070
01:32:38,860 --> 01:32:39,440
What's this?

2071
01:32:41,280 --> 01:32:42,480
Con's not gonna know what it is.

2072
01:32:42,480 --> 01:32:53,240
What an idiot.

2073
01:32:59,160 --> 01:33:00,660
And that hit the sweet spot.

2074
01:33:05,000 --> 01:33:05,360
Something.

2075
01:33:06,680 --> 01:33:07,120
Oh.

2076
01:33:07,680 --> 01:33:09,420
Look what we got here.

2077
01:33:10,500 --> 01:33:11,700
If I had an ink ribbon.

2078
01:33:12,360 --> 01:33:14,260
But great if they gave you extra ink ribbons.

2079
01:33:26,880 --> 01:33:30,900
I know we can go and use the red jewel to get the cold python out of the lion.

2080
01:33:31,020 --> 01:33:32,800
But I mean we've no health.

2081
01:33:33,660 --> 01:33:34,960
So we need to find health.

2082
01:33:36,620 --> 01:33:37,800
We'll go and find health.

2083
01:33:38,240 --> 01:33:39,260
Then we'll come back.

2084
01:33:39,840 --> 01:33:40,580
Should we save it?

2085
01:33:44,320 --> 01:33:45,020
Should we save it?

2086
01:33:45,020 --> 01:33:45,580
We'll save it.

2087
01:33:52,580 --> 01:33:54,020
We won't overwrite.

2088
01:34:01,800 --> 01:34:03,140
Because Derek Gibson.

2089
01:34:03,140 --> 01:34:03,140
Because Derek Gibson.

2090
01:34:04,800 --> 01:34:05,800
Will kill me.

2091
01:34:08,100 --> 01:34:09,040
And Aaron Flood.

2092
01:34:09,680 --> 01:34:11,100
Will be flooding the chat.

2093
01:34:12,660 --> 01:34:13,980
With bad news.

2094
01:34:17,700 --> 01:34:19,980
And then Ray Ryan will be chiming in.

2095
01:34:20,340 --> 01:34:21,200
Too late though.

2096
01:34:22,020 --> 01:34:23,780
To let us all know that you've only one left.

2097
01:34:25,160 --> 01:34:27,080
And then Bilbo Nagins will go.

2098
01:34:27,380 --> 01:34:28,220
Good man yourself.

2099
01:34:29,480 --> 01:34:30,460
And then Percy Purple.

2100
01:34:30,820 --> 01:34:31,380
Apropos.

2101
01:34:31,540 --> 01:34:31,880
Nothing.

2102
01:34:32,080 --> 01:34:32,600
Will just say.

2103
01:34:32,720 --> 01:34:33,440
Howie Francis.

2104
01:34:35,620 --> 01:34:37,780
And then fucking Charlie Revy will be.

2105
01:34:38,460 --> 01:34:39,220
Cruising around.

2106
01:34:39,360 --> 01:34:39,580
Saying.

2107
01:34:39,700 --> 01:34:40,220
Well bah.

2108
01:34:42,760 --> 01:34:43,980
And wouldn't you know that old.

2109
01:34:44,060 --> 01:34:45,320
Schnee Cormac Mulfill.

2110
01:34:45,400 --> 01:34:45,580
Will be.

2111
01:34:45,760 --> 01:34:46,780
Good manning it out.

2112
01:34:48,440 --> 01:34:49,600
Good manning it up.

2113
01:34:49,600 --> 01:34:49,640
Good manning it up.

2114
01:34:49,640 --> 01:35:03,640
*sad music*

2115
01:35:03,640 --> 01:35:05,640
*sad music*

2116
01:35:05,640 --> 01:35:10,640
Okay, a speedrun is still on guys, we've been playing for about 23 s- oooohh

2117
01:35:10,640 --> 01:35:12,640
*laughs*

2118
01:35:12,640 --> 01:35:14,640
23 seconds

2119
01:35:14,640 --> 01:35:16,640
We're really going for it here

2120
01:35:16,640 --> 01:35:18,640
Sponsored by Firelighter

2121
01:35:18,640 --> 01:35:20,640
*sad music*

2122
01:35:20,640 --> 01:35:22,640
When I slither home after a hard day out in fields

2123
01:35:22,640 --> 01:35:26,640
There's nothing I like more than lashing a few shtickings into the fireplace

2124
01:35:26,640 --> 01:35:28,640
That's enough of that

2125
01:35:28,640 --> 01:35:30,640
Sorry we couldn't really go longer on that

2126
01:35:30,640 --> 01:35:32,640
But I need to...

2127
01:35:32,640 --> 01:35:34,640
It's a speedrun

2128
01:35:36,640 --> 01:35:38,640
Nice now

2129
01:35:45,640 --> 01:35:47,640
Oh fuck, there's something

2130
01:35:47,640 --> 01:36:05,020
we've been a nasty business in here it sounds like blew him look at his head

2131
01:36:12,300 --> 01:36:19,920
right back Patrick Kevin and golly wants to know where you get the shades where is this

2132
01:36:19,920 --> 01:36:36,240
can remember man some some shop hope that answers your question now second floor we need to go

2133
01:36:36,240 --> 01:36:43,240
downstairs

2134
01:37:00,900 --> 01:37:07,900
we need to go downstairs we need to get out of here although there may be there may be herbs

2135
01:37:07,900 --> 01:37:14,520
upstairs I I don't have I'm not I'm not aware of that but we'll go down here and then go through the

2136
01:37:14,520 --> 01:37:21,400
door down there hopefully it will be okay this is a speed run guys if you just tuned in sorry I can't

2137
01:37:21,400 --> 01:37:28,400
really you know do anything mad or crazy or anything like that this is we're going for a speed run

2138
01:37:28,400 --> 01:37:36,600
we're 23 minutes into the game as we speak we're looking to go for an hour 15 is the is my own

2139
01:37:36,600 --> 01:37:43,460
personal best if I can make an hour 14 30 inside that then I'm really going to be happy and also the

2140
01:37:43,460 --> 01:37:50,400
guys over at Guinness Book of Records have been so so so helpful and nice and facilitating me and

2141
01:37:50,400 --> 01:37:57,400
encouraging me to to get ahead

2142
01:37:57,400 --> 01:38:02,400
fuck

2143
01:38:02,400 --> 01:38:09,400
fuck

2144
01:38:11,080 --> 01:38:14,960
viper doesn't know what's nuts I do the den like

2145
01:38:14,960 --> 01:38:22,560
ah fuck this is it

2146
01:38:22,560 --> 01:38:25,940
shouldn't picked up the ink ribbon though

2147
01:38:25,940 --> 01:38:31,880
I would take one after another if you take one

2148
01:38:31,880 --> 01:38:35,600
herb and then another one separately does it still have the same effect as if you

2149
01:38:35,600 --> 01:38:54,880
mix them together speedrun

2150
01:38:54,880 --> 01:38:57,600
don't have the key for the room fuck

2151
01:38:57,600 --> 01:39:04,760
well at least we found the herbs anyway

2152
01:39:04,760 --> 01:39:12,640
okay

2153
01:39:12,640 --> 01:39:16,360
where the fuck am I going man?

2154
01:39:16,360 --> 01:39:26,240
where the fuck am I going man?

2155
01:39:26,240 --> 01:39:39,960
where the fuck am I going man?

2156
01:39:39,960 --> 01:40:01,540
All right, oh yeah

2157
01:40:01,540 --> 01:40:10,460
I see, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see

2158
01:40:10,460 --> 01:40:12,440
Go through here now

2159
01:40:12,440 --> 01:40:15,220
Over the carpet

2160
01:40:15,220 --> 01:40:17,000
Oh yeah, did you ever do this?

2161
01:40:18,940 --> 01:40:19,820
Watch this now

2162
01:40:19,820 --> 01:40:20,860
Open the door

2163
01:40:20,860 --> 01:40:21,860
Winning streak

2164
01:40:21,860 --> 01:40:26,100
See you later

2165
01:40:26,100 --> 01:40:28,520
Don't think you're going anywhere

2166
01:40:28,520 --> 01:40:30,900
Back in

2167
01:40:30,900 --> 01:40:33,900
Through the underground bit

2168
01:40:33,900 --> 01:40:41,960
Okay

2169
01:40:41,960 --> 01:40:44,960
Jim Jim and peanuts

2170
01:40:44,960 --> 01:40:47,760
Thank you very much

2171
01:40:47,760 --> 01:40:49,760
Jim Jim and peanuts

2172
01:40:49,760 --> 01:40:58,460
Quick check of the map again

2173
01:41:00,260 --> 01:41:04,400
Through the door

2174
01:41:04,400 --> 01:41:04,960
Through the door in front of me

2175
01:41:04,960 --> 01:41:05,440
And then down

2176
01:41:05,440 --> 01:41:06,260
Oh no

2177
01:41:06,260 --> 01:41:07,260
Class

2178
01:41:07,260 --> 01:41:14,260
Class

2179
01:41:14,260 --> 01:41:27,420
Oh man, I'm so happy that that happened because I thought I was dead

2180
01:41:27,420 --> 01:41:28,040
Like he did

2181
01:41:28,040 --> 01:41:28,060
Like he did

2182
01:41:28,060 --> 01:41:28,960
His

2183
01:41:28,960 --> 01:41:31,700
He shouldn't have done the scream

2184
01:41:31,700 --> 01:41:32,640
He should have just attacked

2185
01:41:32,640 --> 01:41:33,420
He would have had me

2186
01:41:33,420 --> 01:41:39,520
Now, red jewel, we don't have it, fuck

2187
01:41:39,520 --> 01:41:54,480
Speed run guys

2188
01:41:54,480 --> 01:41:58,480
Speed run guys

2189
01:41:58,480 --> 01:42:02,120
I think now there could be a box

2190
01:42:02,120 --> 01:42:05,340
Where the fuck is in there's box?

2191
01:42:07,220 --> 01:42:08,740
Where the fuck is in there's box?

2192
01:42:10,480 --> 01:42:11,880
Do you reckon there's a box down here?

2193
01:42:11,880 --> 01:42:28,060
Look at this

2194
01:42:28,060 --> 01:42:29,880
Watch this

2195
01:42:29,880 --> 01:42:33,100
Really gonna enjoy this one

2196
01:42:33,100 --> 01:42:35,100
Oh, it's so satisfying?

2197
01:42:35,100 --> 01:42:39,700
Oh, it's so satisfying

2198
01:42:39,700 --> 01:42:45,160
And I got his mate as well

2199
01:42:45,160 --> 01:42:46,960
There's a box here

2200
01:42:46,960 --> 01:42:48,840
It's all coming together

2201
01:42:48,840 --> 01:42:55,160
This won't affect the speed run

2202
01:42:55,160 --> 01:42:57,020
D. O'Connell at all

2203
01:42:57,020 --> 01:43:00,740
No you don't, spag boy

2204
01:43:00,740 --> 01:43:02,660
You need one red jewel and one blue

2205
01:43:02,660 --> 01:43:04,140
We've already inserted the red

2206
01:43:04,140 --> 01:43:06,400
We've already inserted the blue

2207
01:43:06,400 --> 01:43:08,500
And now we just have to insert the red

2208
01:43:08,500 --> 01:43:12,600
And you know what?

2209
01:43:12,600 --> 01:43:13,940
I'm not even gonna save it

2210
01:43:13,940 --> 01:43:19,000
I feel that confident

2211
01:43:19,000 --> 01:43:22,600
Can we get rid of these keys?

2212
01:43:24,440 --> 01:43:25,780
Can we get rid of these keys?

2213
01:43:31,220 --> 01:43:31,820
Fuck it

2214
01:43:31,820 --> 01:43:33,520
No herb

2215
01:43:33,520 --> 01:43:36,280
No, uh...

2216
01:43:36,280 --> 01:43:36,760
Links

2217
01:43:36,760 --> 01:43:37,560
We're gonna just

2218
01:43:37,560 --> 01:43:38,880
Go down

2219
01:43:38,880 --> 01:43:40,800
Stick the red jewel in the tiger's eye

2220
01:43:40,800 --> 01:43:42,100
The tiger will spin around

2221
01:43:42,100 --> 01:43:43,880
Colt python in my possession then

2222
01:43:43,880 --> 01:43:46,140
And you know what that means

2223
01:43:46,140 --> 01:43:47,140
You can just blast

2224
01:43:47,140 --> 01:43:47,780
Blast

2225
01:43:47,780 --> 01:43:48,200
Blast

2226
01:43:48,200 --> 01:43:48,780
The night away

2227
01:43:48,780 --> 01:44:03,100
Thanks Shane Dawson

2228
01:44:03,100 --> 01:44:04,140
For keeping us abreast

2229
01:44:04,140 --> 01:44:04,600
The time

2230
01:44:04,600 --> 01:44:06,660
We're officially 24.5 minutes

2231
01:44:06,660 --> 01:44:07,740
Into the speed run guys

2232
01:44:07,740 --> 01:44:08,920
Welcome to the stream everyone

2233
01:44:08,920 --> 01:44:09,840
If you've just joined us

2234
01:44:09,840 --> 01:44:11,860
I only started

2235
01:44:11,860 --> 01:44:13,080
24 minutes ago

2236
01:44:13,080 --> 01:44:14,700
The lead up to that

2237
01:44:14,700 --> 01:44:15,340
Was a

2238
01:44:15,340 --> 01:44:16,960
Fun and games

2239
01:44:16,960 --> 01:44:22,340
Can't use it here

2240
01:44:22,340 --> 01:44:22,860
That's it

2241
01:44:22,860 --> 01:44:25,640
Okay

2242
01:44:25,640 --> 01:44:27,960
Stand right

2243
01:44:27,960 --> 01:44:28,520
Right there

2244
01:44:28,520 --> 01:44:28,940
Yeah

2245
01:44:28,940 --> 01:44:29,480
Like that

2246
01:44:29,480 --> 01:44:30,460
Yeah

2247
01:44:30,460 --> 01:44:34,640
Look at that

2248
01:44:34,640 --> 01:44:56,860
There we go

2249
01:44:56,860 --> 01:44:59,860
Great stuff

2250
01:44:59,860 --> 01:45:23,560
Where am I meant to go now?

2251
01:45:23,560 --> 01:45:27,360
It's speedrun.

2252
01:45:27,360 --> 01:45:57,340
It's speedrun.

2253
01:45:57,340 --> 01:46:00,880
Bit of spam in there.

2254
01:46:02,580 --> 01:46:04,460
Afraid it's...

2255
01:46:04,460 --> 01:46:06,440
Had to go.

2256
01:46:06,660 --> 01:46:07,860
Now, there's no...

2257
01:46:07,860 --> 01:46:08,880
I'm not checking the FAQ.

2258
01:46:08,980 --> 01:46:11,400
I just saw someone write S five or six signs.

2259
01:46:13,900 --> 01:46:15,320
This is a speedrun, guys.

2260
01:46:15,380 --> 01:46:17,760
We can't have that going on, you see.

2261
01:46:25,920 --> 01:46:27,640
Where the FAQ am I going, man?

2262
01:46:27,640 --> 01:46:57,620
I'm not checking the FAQ.

2263
01:46:57,620 --> 01:47:06,520
You don't want to waste too much time on the speedrun, guys.

2264
01:47:06,520 --> 01:47:26,420
Kevin McGinnis, why don't you do more of these videos?

2265
01:47:26,560 --> 01:47:27,480
I'm doing it now, man.

2266
01:47:29,480 --> 01:47:31,100
Thanks for watching.

2267
01:47:36,440 --> 01:47:37,380
Fuck, man.

2268
01:47:40,380 --> 01:47:51,540
Oh, there's going to be fucking spiders in here, I think, now.

2269
01:47:54,380 --> 01:47:55,800
Is that a helicopter?

2270
01:47:55,800 --> 01:47:55,800
Is that a helicopter?

2271
01:47:55,800 --> 01:47:55,800
Is that a helicopter?

2272
01:47:55,940 --> 01:47:56,940
Jesus Christ!

2273
01:48:09,020 --> 01:48:10,160
Thanks, Kevin McGinnis.

2274
01:48:10,200 --> 01:48:10,820
No problem, man.

2275
01:48:10,820 --> 01:48:11,460
I hope you're all right.

2276
01:48:13,280 --> 01:48:20,440
I don't like these fucking spiders, man.

2277
01:48:20,440 --> 01:48:23,440
*Pewing*

2278
01:48:28,440 --> 01:48:29,440
Uh oh...

2279
01:48:30,440 --> 01:48:31,440
Uh oh...

2280
01:48:32,440 --> 01:48:33,440
OHHHHH!

2281
01:48:37,440 --> 01:48:39,440
They're fucking nimble!

2282
01:48:40,440 --> 01:48:42,440
They're so easy for me to go by.

2283
01:48:43,440 --> 01:48:45,440
Wasn't as bad as I thought it was.

2284
01:48:45,440 --> 01:48:47,440
I thought it was gonna be a hard spider.

2285
01:48:47,440 --> 01:48:52,440
And look at the angle on Jill. This is a real close up that we don't really get to see of her very much.

2286
01:48:53,440 --> 01:48:54,440
As you can see...

2287
01:48:55,440 --> 01:48:56,440
She seems like a nice person.

2288
01:48:57,440 --> 01:49:01,440
And she's very calm and nice and has like a nice demeanor.

2289
01:49:02,440 --> 01:49:04,440
And is very sound as well.

2290
01:49:04,440 --> 01:49:09,440
And you kind of feel sorry for her that she's in the situation where she's landed in a house full of...

2291
01:49:10,440 --> 01:49:12,440
...zombies and spiders.

2292
01:49:14,440 --> 01:49:15,440
Um...

2293
01:49:15,440 --> 01:49:16,440
And...

2294
01:49:16,440 --> 01:49:17,440
Other creatures.

2295
01:49:17,440 --> 01:49:18,440
Spiders!

2296
01:49:18,440 --> 01:49:19,440
Dogs.

2297
01:49:20,440 --> 01:49:21,440
Huntress Thompson's...

2298
01:49:21,440 --> 01:49:22,440
Winning streak...

2299
01:49:23,440 --> 01:49:24,440
Dangerous winning streak beasts.

2300
01:49:24,440 --> 01:49:25,440
Spiders!

2301
01:49:26,440 --> 01:49:27,440
And they wanna kill her.

2302
01:49:27,440 --> 01:49:29,440
And she does- she just looks knackered now.

2303
01:49:31,440 --> 01:49:32,440
Oh my god.

2304
01:49:32,440 --> 01:49:33,440
Maybe we have to go out here, do we?

2305
01:49:33,440 --> 01:49:34,440
Oh!

2306
01:49:34,440 --> 01:49:37,440
We go and put the battery in the courtyard.

2307
01:49:37,440 --> 01:49:38,440
Speedrun.

2308
01:49:38,440 --> 01:49:38,440
Oh my god.

2309
01:49:38,440 --> 01:49:39,440
Maybe we have to go out here, do we?

2310
01:49:39,440 --> 01:49:40,440
Oh!

2311
01:49:40,440 --> 01:49:41,440
We go and put the battery in the courtyard.

2312
01:49:41,440 --> 01:49:43,440
Maybe we have to go out here do we?

2313
01:49:47,860 --> 01:49:50,360
We go and put the battery in the courtyard

2314
01:50:00,040 --> 01:50:03,800
Yeah, we put the battery in the courtyard speedrun

2315
01:50:09,100 --> 01:50:11,100
Yes

2316
01:50:11,100 --> 01:50:13,100
Yes

2317
01:50:13,100 --> 01:50:19,100
Ha ha ha

2318
01:50:19,100 --> 01:50:23,100
Ha ha

2319
01:50:23,100 --> 01:50:35,720
Brilliant stuff really happy with that a rusty boiler nothing strange can we use can we use the lighter there?

2320
01:50:36,480 --> 01:50:38,480
Does anyone know

2321
01:50:38,760 --> 01:50:40,760
*finger*

2322
01:50:42,820 --> 01:50:45,000
*takes no more*

2323
01:50:45,000 --> 01:51:07,460
*finger and

2324
01:51:07,460 --> 01:51:31,120
Hello, Line 4. Good evening.

2325
01:51:33,120 --> 01:51:34,360
Good evening, Gary.

2326
01:51:34,360 --> 01:52:01,020
*Scoffs* Bruno and Steve, thank you. No need to read this out because you're doing the speedrun. Don't want to take up your time. But you're doing great.

2327
01:52:01,020 --> 01:52:13,020
*Scoffs* The spiders were a highlight. Good luck. Sure, I'll let you get back to it. Need as much time for the speedrun. Thanks very much, Bruno and Steve, for that.

2328
01:52:13,020 --> 01:52:20,080
Fortunately I'm pretty adept at the game.

2329
01:52:20,080 --> 01:52:25,120
Though I can do the multitasking, the reading and the speedrun at the same time.

2330
01:52:25,120 --> 01:52:29,900
And best of luck!

2331
01:52:29,900 --> 01:52:58,220
*Squad*

2332
01:52:58,220 --> 01:53:10,360
I went with the Green Apple Tonight Museum ghost, yeah. Not the Pink Lady.

2333
01:53:10,360 --> 01:53:15,600
Had a bit of a fucking bad tummy there the last day after the Pink Lady and I just thought

2334
01:53:15,600 --> 01:53:25,900
I'm not going back to that shit.

2335
01:53:25,900 --> 01:53:42,040
I'm Granny Smithin' tonight. I might go Granny Smithin' tomorrow night as well.

2336
01:53:42,040 --> 01:53:54,180
Thank you very much. Do not read this, thank you. No time to read this. Chop, chop you say. That's very kind of you. What was the point of the boiler in the back of the yard?

2337
01:53:54,180 --> 01:53:58,320
*Squad*

2338
01:53:58,320 --> 01:54:00,320
The boiler room set. *Squad*

2339
01:54:00,320 --> 01:54:01,320
*Squad*

2340
01:54:01,320 --> 01:54:01,820
*Squad*

2341
01:54:01,820 --> 01:54:06,320
Unsolicited advice. If you dual stream to Twitch, I'd subscribe.

2342
01:54:06,320 --> 01:54:08,460
*Squad*

2343
01:54:08,460 --> 01:54:18,460
Thanks very much unsolicited advice. I'd have to think about that. Just more fucking hassle is it? *Squad*

2344
01:54:18,460 --> 01:54:37,120
never got then you got two chats to look at fucking nightmare now out to the

2345
01:54:37,120 --> 01:54:50,040
courtyard i think i'm trying to think of where i am

2346
01:54:50,040 --> 01:55:20,020
Thank you.

2347
01:55:20,020 --> 01:55:50,000
Thank you.

2348
01:55:50,000 --> 01:55:52,200
Big shout out to Leo, dog.

2349
01:55:54,320 --> 01:55:54,840
Okay.

2350
01:56:03,440 --> 01:56:05,120
Greatly enhanced his reputation.

2351
01:56:08,980 --> 01:56:09,500
Treaty.

2352
01:56:12,180 --> 01:56:12,880
Arrangement.

2353
01:56:16,060 --> 01:56:16,780
Treaty.

2354
01:56:18,000 --> 01:56:18,800
Arrangement.

2355
01:56:22,080 --> 01:56:24,140
There's some fucking scummer down here.

2356
01:56:25,880 --> 01:56:27,980
Oh, there's a scummer up here, man.

2357
01:56:28,820 --> 01:56:30,580
We need to kill this cunt now.

2358
01:56:32,880 --> 01:56:33,520
Yes.

2359
01:56:33,920 --> 01:56:34,720
Look at this.

2360
01:56:34,720 --> 01:57:02,920
Shreeching, Shreeching, greatly enhanced his reputation.

2361
01:57:02,920 --> 01:57:22,420
Shreeching, Shreeching, Shreeching, greatly enhanced his reputation.

2362
01:57:22,420 --> 01:57:32,860
I wanna say hello, how are you doing, thanks very much to everybody out there in the mainframe.

2363
01:57:32,860 --> 01:57:39,160
You make me feel insane every time you grace my stream with your fame.

2364
01:57:40,160 --> 01:57:40,960
That's real.

2365
01:57:42,160 --> 01:57:42,660
Okay?

2366
01:57:44,160 --> 01:57:44,660
Okay?

2367
01:57:45,760 --> 01:57:46,260
Okay?

2368
01:57:47,060 --> 01:57:47,560
Okay?

2369
01:57:48,560 --> 01:57:49,060
Okay?

2370
01:57:49,860 --> 01:57:50,360
Okay?

2371
01:57:51,260 --> 01:57:51,760
Okay?

2372
01:57:52,760 --> 01:57:53,260
Okay?

2373
01:57:53,660 --> 01:57:55,260
We walked into the corridor.

2374
01:57:55,260 --> 01:57:58,660
A little green beast was stood before my eyes.

2375
01:57:59,360 --> 01:58:00,860
To my surprise.

2376
01:58:02,060 --> 01:58:03,560
He looked quite nice.

2377
01:58:03,760 --> 01:58:04,260
Okay?

2378
01:58:04,860 --> 01:58:05,960
He had big arms.

2379
01:58:05,960 --> 01:58:07,460
He must have been to the gym.

2380
01:58:07,860 --> 01:58:08,660
Working out.

2381
01:58:10,360 --> 01:58:12,060
Kettlebells, that kind of thing.

2382
01:58:12,060 --> 01:58:14,660
Doing bench presses, push-ups, sit-ups.

2383
01:58:15,760 --> 01:58:17,160
He had big thighs.

2384
01:58:17,360 --> 01:58:17,860
Okay?

2385
01:58:19,060 --> 01:58:20,660
And lovely white eyes.

2386
01:58:20,760 --> 01:58:21,260
Okay?

2387
01:58:21,760 --> 01:58:22,260
Okay?

2388
01:58:22,460 --> 01:58:22,960
Okay?

2389
01:58:23,160 --> 01:58:23,660
Okay?

2390
01:58:25,860 --> 01:58:27,760
His skin was awful veiny too.

2391
01:58:29,160 --> 01:58:31,260
Made me feel like when it was rainy outside.

2392
01:58:31,260 --> 01:58:34,560
He shank a poo.

2393
01:58:35,160 --> 01:58:35,660
Okay?

2394
01:58:35,660 --> 01:58:36,160
Okay?

2395
01:58:36,160 --> 01:58:36,660
Okay?

2396
01:58:36,660 --> 01:58:40,460
One thing I thought about this guy was that he greatly enhanced his reputation.

2397
01:58:40,460 --> 01:58:42,160
Greatly enhanced his reputation.

2398
01:58:42,160 --> 01:58:45,460
And did a lot of pride to his mother-kin nation.

2399
01:58:45,460 --> 01:58:47,160
Greatly enhanced his reputation.

2400
01:58:47,160 --> 01:58:53,220
One thing I wanna know is Green Beast, why it's always too hard to see you in the East.

2401
01:58:58,640 --> 01:59:02,300
You've got lovely fangs and white eyes.

2402
01:59:03,620 --> 01:59:06,040
They almost hypnotize me.

2403
01:59:07,040 --> 01:59:08,680
Hypnotize me.

2404
01:59:10,120 --> 01:59:13,620
You've massive claws and lovely arms.

2405
01:59:13,620 --> 01:59:25,700
The way you charm me with your lovely slimy green charms and your red veiny body and your big biceps.

2406
01:59:31,660 --> 01:59:33,280
You've got shocking posture.

2407
01:59:34,160 --> 01:59:39,420
You've got the nerd neck because you've been standing like you've fucking lost your plot of land.

2408
01:59:40,380 --> 01:59:48,800
I'm gonna give you a bag of sand to the back of the back of the back of the neck when I whip out my bazooka jaw and say this is the end of it, fella.

2409
01:59:51,040 --> 01:59:52,700
This is the end of it, fella.

2410
01:59:52,700 --> 02:00:15,380
My girl Jillian stands at the door looking really bored.

2411
02:00:16,440 --> 02:00:17,020
Why?

2412
02:00:18,160 --> 02:00:20,840
She ain't got no time for the snake man, yo.

2413
02:00:21,320 --> 02:00:24,260
She wants to get down into that basement, finish the game.

2414
02:00:24,380 --> 02:00:28,380
We've been here for 11 whole days trying to do the speedrun.

2415
02:00:29,540 --> 02:00:30,680
Speedrun was fun.

2416
02:00:31,040 --> 02:00:33,900
But right now, it's beginning to feel like ow.

2417
02:00:34,140 --> 02:00:37,440
I wish I had Jill's body with my head on top of it.

2418
02:00:38,780 --> 02:00:42,100
It would make me feel really nice inside.

2419
02:00:43,100 --> 02:00:44,940
Really nice inside.

2420
02:00:45,140 --> 02:00:46,580
Fuck you, Deputy Stank.

2421
02:00:46,720 --> 02:00:51,320
I wish I had Jill Valentine's body with my head on top of it.

2422
02:00:52,040 --> 02:00:52,560
Spiders.

2423
02:00:53,540 --> 02:00:54,100
Spiders.

2424
02:00:55,180 --> 02:00:55,740
Spiders.

2425
02:00:56,880 --> 02:00:57,440
Spiders.

2426
02:00:58,120 --> 02:01:00,440
My girl Jill, she took a pill.

2427
02:01:00,920 --> 02:01:02,320
Ended up inside this mansion.

2428
02:01:02,440 --> 02:01:03,420
Now she feels ill.

2429
02:01:03,800 --> 02:01:08,060
Having to kill zombies, dogs, spiders, and fucking Huntress Thompsons.

2430
02:01:08,460 --> 02:01:09,900
With a bazooka jaw tap.

2431
02:01:10,140 --> 02:01:10,740
Ah, fuck it.

2432
02:01:12,280 --> 02:01:13,620
Sorry about that now, lads.

2433
02:01:13,760 --> 02:01:18,200
I lost the flow completely there.

2434
02:01:20,320 --> 02:01:22,000
The speedrun can continue now.

2435
02:01:22,000 --> 02:01:23,040
Seven seconds away.

2436
02:01:23,440 --> 02:01:24,540
I'll be waiting.

2437
02:01:24,800 --> 02:01:26,220
Boku dosan came out.

2438
02:01:26,320 --> 02:01:28,000
Seven seconds away.

2439
02:01:28,820 --> 02:01:30,020
Box is a cobra toxin.

2440
02:01:30,080 --> 02:01:31,120
Thank you very much, man.

2441
02:01:31,640 --> 02:01:33,940
You say the speedrun is moving at an extreme pace.

2442
02:01:34,000 --> 02:01:34,440
Well, it is.

2443
02:01:35,520 --> 02:01:38,280
We might actually get down to the...

2444
02:01:38,280 --> 02:01:41,940
To the lab before 20...

2445
02:01:41,940 --> 02:01:43,280
It's about 26 minutes now.

2446
02:01:59,040 --> 02:02:00,980
Thanks for joining everyone to the speedrun.

2447
02:02:06,980 --> 02:02:08,580
Can we put these keys away now?

2448
02:02:08,660 --> 02:02:09,820
Do we need these keys at all?

2449
02:02:10,160 --> 02:02:11,160
They're a waste of time, I think.

2450
02:02:11,200 --> 02:02:30,800
We'll leave the keys out, someone says.

2451
02:02:32,640 --> 02:02:33,300
Useless now.

2452
02:02:37,300 --> 02:02:37,740
Okay.

2453
02:02:40,300 --> 02:02:43,040
That's added about another fucking 10 seconds.

2454
02:02:43,160 --> 02:02:44,560
It's not gonna really break the bank.

2455
02:02:52,220 --> 02:02:53,340
Fucking half 12.

2456
02:02:58,340 --> 02:02:59,220
Should we save it?

2457
02:03:05,700 --> 02:03:08,160
Still on track here in McGowan for the world record, yeah.

2458
02:03:08,160 --> 02:03:10,160
*throwing*

2459
02:03:10,160 --> 02:03:12,160
What?

2460
02:03:12,160 --> 02:03:14,160
What?

2461
02:03:14,160 --> 02:03:19,960
*Bang*

2462
02:03:19,960 --> 02:03:21,960
*Bang*

2463
02:03:21,960 --> 02:03:37,860
*Bang*

2464
02:03:37,860 --> 02:03:44,080
Fatal deviation night soon again, yeah.

2465
02:03:44,300 --> 02:03:44,800
That'd be nice.

2466
02:04:03,240 --> 02:04:04,440
Thanks, Cian McCarroll.

2467
02:04:06,220 --> 02:04:07,220
I hope you're okay.

2468
02:04:07,220 --> 02:04:07,860
Okay.

2469
02:04:14,900 --> 02:04:16,140
No, down here.

2470
02:04:20,580 --> 02:04:22,900
Definitely not Sean, Resident Evil 2 Remake.

2471
02:04:22,980 --> 02:04:26,760
I've still to play Claire Redfield's second, the Scenario B.

2472
02:04:28,120 --> 02:04:28,360
Oh.

2473
02:04:29,920 --> 02:04:31,540
Get ready for some blasting.

2474
02:04:35,580 --> 02:04:37,580
*Fuck*

2475
02:04:37,580 --> 02:04:39,580
*Groans*

2476
02:04:39,580 --> 02:04:41,580
*Groans*

2477
02:04:41,580 --> 02:04:43,580
*Groans*

2478
02:04:43,580 --> 02:04:45,580
*Groans*

2479
02:04:45,580 --> 02:04:47,580
*Groans*

2480
02:04:47,580 --> 02:04:49,580
*Groans*

2481
02:04:49,580 --> 02:04:51,580
*Groans*

2482
02:04:51,580 --> 02:04:53,580
*Groans*

2483
02:04:53,580 --> 02:04:55,580
*Groans*

2484
02:04:55,580 --> 02:04:57,580
*Groans*

2485
02:04:57,580 --> 02:04:59,580
*Groans*

2486
02:04:59,580 --> 02:05:01,580
*Groans*

2487
02:05:01,580 --> 02:05:12,400
now we can take the battery out to this place hopefully we don't need the crank as well we can

2488
02:05:12,400 --> 02:05:18,020
combine the red with the green we have in the pocket it's a bit of saffron you mix the saffron

2489
02:05:18,020 --> 02:05:37,040
up them with the amnesia haze yeah do you need the crank you do Josh we'll go and get the fucking crank

2490
02:05:37,040 --> 02:05:46,380
we better not need the crank and you were just lying to me I don't know how that sentence makes

2491
02:05:46,380 --> 02:05:56,100
sense we better not not need the crank because there's really nothing I can do Josh Josh to the

2492
02:05:56,100 --> 02:06:05,580
Smith everybody is telling me to go back to crank so if we do if we don't need the crank it's his fault

2493
02:06:05,580 --> 02:06:31,880
do you ever see people eat the whole apple

2494
02:06:31,880 --> 02:06:45,600
the corn something not right about that no crank

2495
02:06:45,600 --> 02:06:55,320
Scott Fenner how are you

2496
02:06:55,320 --> 02:07:08,380
Scott Fenner how are you

2497
02:07:08,380 --> 02:07:16,040
thank you very much Scott Fenner thank you very much

2498
02:07:16,040 --> 02:07:25,760
Scott Fenner's after you

2499
02:07:25,760 --> 02:07:28,060
Brought inside. Give them a treat.

2500
02:07:32,240 --> 02:07:34,240
Fener's after you.

2501
02:07:34,240 --> 02:07:36,240
*thud*

2502
02:07:55,980 --> 02:07:56,480
Nope

2503
02:07:56,480 --> 02:07:58,480
*thud*

2504
02:08:15,880 --> 02:08:17,880
Fucking hell, Tony DiRigo, how are ya?

2505
02:08:17,880 --> 02:08:18,880
*thud*

2506
02:08:21,180 --> 02:08:21,880
Legend

2507
02:08:24,880 --> 02:08:25,680
Square hole

2508
02:08:26,280 --> 02:08:28,280
Have we used the crank?

2509
02:08:30,280 --> 02:08:34,280
I thought we used it already. Thank you very much, Tony DiRigo.

2510
02:08:34,280 --> 02:08:35,280
Yeah.

2511
02:08:35,280 --> 02:08:37,280
Hope you're well.

2512
02:08:37,280 --> 02:08:40,280
And thanks for all the games that you played.

2513
02:08:40,280 --> 02:08:41,280
For leads.

2514
02:08:41,280 --> 02:08:43,280
And did well.

2515
02:08:45,280 --> 02:08:46,280
Tony DiRigo.

2516
02:08:49,280 --> 02:08:51,280
There was no need for that.

2517
02:08:51,280 --> 02:08:53,280
There was no need for that.

2518
02:08:55,080 --> 02:08:56,080
Fucking crank this up.

2519
02:08:56,080 --> 02:08:57,080
*thud*

2520
02:09:03,080 --> 02:09:04,080
I wonder...

2521
02:09:04,080 --> 02:09:04,080
I wonder...

2522
02:09:04,080 --> 02:09:05,080
Josh Smith...

2523
02:09:05,080 --> 02:09:06,080
Now...

2524
02:09:06,080 --> 02:09:08,080
Were you talking shite?

2525
02:09:08,080 --> 02:09:09,080
Because we already used it.

2526
02:09:09,080 --> 02:09:10,080
We didn't...

2527
02:09:10,080 --> 02:09:11,080
We don't need it now.

2528
02:09:11,080 --> 02:09:12,080
*thud*

2529
02:09:12,080 --> 02:09:13,080
*thud*

2530
02:09:13,080 --> 02:09:14,080
*thud*

2531
02:09:14,080 --> 02:09:15,080
*thud*

2532
02:09:15,080 --> 02:09:16,080
Speedrun though.

2533
02:09:16,080 --> 02:09:17,080
*thud*

2534
02:09:17,080 --> 02:09:18,080
*thud*

2535
02:09:18,080 --> 02:09:19,080
*thud*

2536
02:09:19,080 --> 02:09:20,080
*thud*

2537
02:09:20,080 --> 02:09:22,080
Welcome to the speedrun everybody.

2538
02:09:22,080 --> 02:09:23,080
*thud*

2539
02:09:23,080 --> 02:09:53,060
I don't know.

2540
02:09:53,060 --> 02:10:10,100
I don't know why you're so obsessed with me.

2541
02:10:10,100 --> 02:10:22,700
What? The game is moving apace now, guys. Bit of a fucking lull there, but now it's moving

2542
02:10:22,700 --> 02:10:47,360
apace, and we also have the speedrun still to... We're still doing a speedrun. Now we use the crank, you say?

2543
02:10:47,360 --> 02:11:10,360
You mean we go out here, then we use the crank? Josh Smith. I really like the sound of that gate.

2544
02:11:10,360 --> 02:11:17,360
Oh, no.

2545
02:11:17,360 --> 02:11:24,360
Oh, no.

2546
02:11:24,360 --> 02:11:25,360
Oh, no.

2547
02:11:25,360 --> 02:11:26,360
Oh, no.

2548
02:11:26,360 --> 02:11:27,360
Oh, no.

2549
02:11:27,360 --> 02:11:28,360
Oh, no.

2550
02:11:28,360 --> 02:11:29,360
Oh, no.

2551
02:11:29,360 --> 02:11:30,360
Get after me. No.

2552
02:11:30,360 --> 02:11:31,360
Fished.

2553
02:11:31,360 --> 02:11:36,360
Schindler's fished.

2554
02:11:36,360 --> 02:11:55,880
Herb Valentine is gonna be the new name actually.

2555
02:11:55,880 --> 02:12:24,320
Okay, so apparently Josh Smith wasn't blowing shite.

2556
02:12:24,320 --> 02:12:26,200
Now what's this?

2557
02:12:26,200 --> 02:12:31,320
Where we going now?

2558
02:12:31,320 --> 02:12:45,680
Oh! Oh Jill!

2559
02:12:45,680 --> 02:12:46,680
What good timing!

2560
02:12:46,680 --> 02:12:51,560
A moment ago I heard someone's voice coming from this hole.

2561
02:12:51,560 --> 02:12:58,440
Let's go together since it's dark and we can't see very well.

2562
02:12:58,440 --> 02:12:58,560
Yeah.

2563
02:12:58,560 --> 02:13:11,440
Do I choose him to go first or not?

2564
02:13:11,440 --> 02:13:18,320
I can go first if you want me to.

2565
02:13:18,320 --> 02:13:23,200
Do I choose him to go first or not?

2566
02:13:23,200 --> 02:13:34,080
This is a speedrun guys.

2567
02:13:34,080 --> 02:13:38,080
World record attempt speedrun.

2568
02:13:38,080 --> 02:13:43,960
Oh yes please.

2569
02:13:43,960 --> 02:13:44,960
I'm a little nervous.

2570
02:13:44,960 --> 02:13:45,960
I understand.

2571
02:13:45,960 --> 02:13:49,960
It may be more dangerous if you come behind me.

2572
02:13:49,960 --> 02:13:51,960
Be careful

2573
02:13:57,900 --> 02:14:02,480
This is a speedrun guys, oh he's fucked already

2574
02:14:02,480 --> 02:14:20,480
Oh god

2575
02:14:26,480 --> 02:14:28,480
Great graphics

2576
02:14:28,480 --> 02:14:30,480
Let's go together

2577
02:14:30,480 --> 02:14:32,480
Okay, let's go

2578
02:14:32,480 --> 02:14:34,480
Okay, then I'm gonna cover you

2579
02:14:34,480 --> 02:14:36,480
Let's hurry

2580
02:14:36,480 --> 02:14:38,480
Graphics are amazing

2581
02:14:38,480 --> 02:14:40,480
They haven't aged

2582
02:14:40,480 --> 02:14:44,480
They've probably aged about a day since they came out

2583
02:14:44,480 --> 02:14:46,480
And I

2584
02:14:46,480 --> 02:14:48,480
Maybe not even a day

2585
02:14:48,480 --> 02:14:50,480
I'd say about 18 hours

2586
02:14:50,480 --> 02:14:52,480
It's a power generator

2587
02:14:52,480 --> 02:14:54,480
But it does not seem to work

2588
02:14:54,480 --> 02:14:56,480
It's a speedrun guys

2589
02:14:56,480 --> 02:14:58,480
There's some fucking

2590
02:14:58,480 --> 02:15:00,480
Explosive shells

2591
02:15:00,480 --> 02:15:27,880
Explosive shells.

2592
02:15:27,880 --> 02:15:55,280
Uh oh.

2593
02:15:55,280 --> 02:15:58,280
Enrico!

2594
02:15:58,280 --> 02:16:06,420
So, Barry and Jill together.

2595
02:16:06,420 --> 02:16:11,380
Are you alright Enrico?

2596
02:16:11,380 --> 02:16:13,380
The stars are doomed.

2597
02:16:13,380 --> 02:16:17,780
Someone is a traitor.

2598
02:16:17,780 --> 02:16:20,380
Everything was plotted from the start by Umbrella.

2599
02:16:20,380 --> 02:16:21,380
What?

2600
02:16:21,380 --> 02:16:22,380
What?

2601
02:16:22,380 --> 02:16:27,380
Enrico!

2602
02:16:27,380 --> 02:16:28,380
Enrico!

2603
02:16:28,380 --> 02:16:28,380
What?

2604
02:16:28,380 --> 02:16:40,520
Enrico man, are you alright?

2605
02:16:40,520 --> 02:16:41,520
What?

2606
02:16:41,520 --> 02:16:47,520
Enrico man, are you alright?

2607
02:16:47,520 --> 02:16:52,520
Oh, he couldn't have moved because of this injury.

2608
02:16:52,520 --> 02:16:54,520
He's holding something.

2609
02:16:54,520 --> 02:17:24,100
Barry is investigating. And there's a crank and it's sparkly. They're mad for the crank. We've got a second crank, guys. It's the second crank.

2610
02:17:24,100 --> 02:17:53,940
We're double cranking tonight. Oh. I think it's... Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

2611
02:17:53,940 --> 02:18:23,320
There's another one. It's the speedrun, guys. Welcome to the speed... Oh! No, you don't. Tony DiRigo there. Tried to get me on the fucking slip side.

2612
02:18:23,320 --> 02:18:30,600
Listening to fucking Slipknot. Wait and bleed.

2613
02:18:30,600 --> 02:18:30,880
Fuck.

2614
02:18:30,880 --> 02:18:31,380
*Fuck*

2615
02:18:31,380 --> 02:18:31,880
*Fuck*

2616
02:18:31,880 --> 02:18:32,380
*Fuck*

2617
02:18:32,380 --> 02:18:34,380
*Gunshot*

2618
02:18:34,380 --> 02:18:36,380
*Gunshot*

2619
02:18:36,380 --> 02:18:38,380
*Gunshot*

2620
02:18:38,380 --> 02:18:40,380
Fuck!

2621
02:18:40,380 --> 02:18:42,380
Fuck!

2622
02:18:42,380 --> 02:18:44,380
Fuck!

2623
02:18:44,380 --> 02:18:46,380
Fuck!

2624
02:18:46,380 --> 02:18:48,380
Fuck!

2625
02:18:48,380 --> 02:18:50,380
Fuck!

2626
02:18:50,380 --> 02:18:52,380
*thud*

2627
02:18:52,380 --> 02:18:59,380
*BOOM*

2628
02:19:04,220 --> 02:19:05,220
*BOOM*

2629
02:19:20,080 --> 02:19:22,080
*BOOM*

2630
02:19:22,080 --> 02:19:23,440
This is a speedrun, guys.

2631
02:19:24,680 --> 02:19:26,760
What we'll do is we'll take the...

2632
02:19:26,760 --> 02:19:30,560
The herb.

2633
02:19:30,560 --> 02:19:58,160
Thank you very much, Anguished Panda.

2634
02:19:58,160 --> 02:19:58,960
Thank you very much.

2635
02:19:59,760 --> 02:20:00,400
Appreciate it.

2636
02:20:00,400 --> 02:20:03,000
Where the fuck do I go now?

2637
02:20:17,000 --> 02:20:18,900
Oh, for fuck's sake.

2638
02:20:23,700 --> 02:20:24,680
Oh, yes.

2639
02:20:29,600 --> 02:20:47,700
This is a speedrun, guys.

2640
02:20:47,700 --> 02:21:01,540
We're on about 28 minutes and 39 seconds as we speak.

2641
02:21:02,480 --> 02:21:04,080
Could go one way or could go the other.

2642
02:21:04,160 --> 02:21:04,640
We're not sure.

2643
02:21:05,600 --> 02:21:06,280
But it's looking good.

2644
02:21:09,280 --> 02:21:10,860
It's definitely Guinness territory.

2645
02:21:12,700 --> 02:21:13,700
Barry's gone now.

2646
02:21:27,380 --> 02:21:28,600
It's picking up pace.

2647
02:21:28,600 --> 02:21:28,660
It's picking up pace.

2648
02:21:31,380 --> 02:21:50,780
Sorry, Snake.

2649
02:21:50,780 --> 02:21:51,520
Thanks very much.

2650
02:21:51,920 --> 02:21:54,760
Thank you very much.

2651
02:21:54,760 --> 02:21:54,760
Thank you very much.

2652
02:21:56,560 --> 02:21:57,920
Liking the late night streams.

2653
02:21:58,020 --> 02:21:58,940
Missing the day ones.

2654
02:22:00,880 --> 02:22:01,360
Hope you're well.

2655
02:22:01,440 --> 02:22:03,600
Yeah, I'd like to get some day ones in as well.

2656
02:22:09,480 --> 02:22:10,440
Hopefully soon enough.

2657
02:22:11,160 --> 02:22:11,980
Thank you very much, though.

2658
02:22:12,320 --> 02:22:12,940
Appreciate it.

2659
02:22:13,160 --> 02:22:13,580
Very handy.

2660
02:22:13,940 --> 02:22:15,020
There's a typewriter now.

2661
02:22:17,080 --> 02:22:18,780
There is a place for the crank.

2662
02:22:20,000 --> 02:22:20,700
Hexagonal.

2663
02:22:26,380 --> 02:22:27,840
Just told me I fucking could.

2664
02:22:28,080 --> 02:22:28,980
Oh.

2665
02:22:38,980 --> 02:22:39,660
Hex crank.

2666
02:22:39,660 --> 02:23:09,640
We'll be right back.

2667
02:23:09,640 --> 02:23:15,500
You gotta do that while that's happening to get the 5 minute bonus at the end.

2668
02:23:16,520 --> 02:23:20,100
The game had sensors built in to see whether or not you were fucking doing that.

2669
02:23:21,060 --> 02:23:23,760
It's an old typewriter. If I had an ink ribbon I could save it.

2670
02:23:24,000 --> 02:23:24,720
Did they not give you one?

2671
02:23:26,640 --> 02:23:27,000
Tycons.

2672
02:23:27,000 --> 02:23:47,960
*fart noise*

2673
02:23:47,960 --> 02:23:52,960
*fart noise*

2674
02:23:52,960 --> 02:23:59,960
*fart noise*

2675
02:23:59,960 --> 02:24:01,960
What the fuck is that?

2676
02:24:01,960 --> 02:24:07,960
*fart noise*

2677
02:24:07,960 --> 02:24:11,960
Oh no! No! Chill!

2678
02:24:11,960 --> 02:24:17,960
*fart noise*

2679
02:24:17,960 --> 02:24:24,960
*fart noise*

2680
02:24:24,960 --> 02:24:28,960
*fart noise*

2681
02:24:28,960 --> 02:24:40,960
*fart noise*

2682
02:24:40,960 --> 02:24:44,960
*fart noise*

2683
02:24:44,960 --> 02:24:56,960
*fart noise*

2684
02:24:56,960 --> 02:24:59,960
Well that concludes tonight's Resident Evil stream, the speedrun.

2685
02:24:59,960 --> 02:25:03,960
Unfortunately we came to a bit of a sticky end there. Sticky situation.

2686
02:25:03,960 --> 02:25:15,960
But thanks very much everybody for joining us at the speedrun. There's night, hopefully we might be able to get this fucking done and dusted tomorrow. Head is absolutely wrecked with it.

2687
02:25:15,960 --> 02:25:18,960
*fart noise*

2688
02:25:18,960 --> 02:25:20,100
speed run

2689
02:25:20,100 --> 02:25:22,000
we might get it done tomorrow

2690
02:25:22,000 --> 02:25:23,320
an hour and 15 minutes

2691
02:25:23,320 --> 02:25:34,860
thank you very much

2692
02:25:34,860 --> 02:25:35,240
anonymous

2693
02:25:35,240 --> 02:25:36,580
had a dream where I was

2694
02:25:36,580 --> 02:25:37,540
representing earth

2695
02:25:37,540 --> 02:25:40,040
in this intergalactic

2696
02:25:40,040 --> 02:25:42,000
olympic style sports competition

2697
02:25:42,000 --> 02:25:43,300
and you were the team coach

2698
02:25:43,300 --> 02:25:45,560
I was trying to pitch our team's tent

2699
02:25:45,560 --> 02:25:47,280
and you were getting thick

2700
02:25:47,280 --> 02:25:49,300
for not putting the pegs in wrong

2701
02:25:49,300 --> 02:25:51,220
or for putting the pegs in wrong

2702
02:25:51,220 --> 02:25:52,420
just wanted to say sorry

2703
02:25:52,420 --> 02:25:53,060
it's okay man

2704
02:25:53,060 --> 02:25:54,240
I forgive you

2705
02:25:54,240 --> 02:25:56,140
and all the best

2706
02:25:56,140 --> 02:25:57,920
hopefully we go on to win

2707
02:25:57,920 --> 02:26:03,380
thanks very much everyone

2708
02:26:03,380 --> 02:26:04,500
it's been a nice night

2709
02:26:04,500 --> 02:26:07,240
hope you have a nice Wednesday

2710
02:26:07,240 --> 02:26:08,440
morning

2711
02:26:08,440 --> 02:26:09,380
get some rest now

2712
02:26:09,380 --> 02:26:10,300
because it's going to be fucking

2713
02:26:10,300 --> 02:26:11,580
only a few hours

2714
02:26:11,580 --> 02:26:13,000
that you can sleep it

2715
02:26:13,000 --> 02:26:15,800
until the clock and the alarm bells

2716
02:26:15,800 --> 02:26:16,820
start ringing like you know

2717
02:26:16,820 --> 02:26:25,500
goodnight and god bless

2718
02:26:25,500 --> 02:26:27,040
don't smoke ciss

2719
02:26:27,040 --> 02:26:29,920
cause it's known to give the brother brain damage

2720
02:26:29,920 --> 02:26:31,500
and brain damage on the mic

2721
02:26:31,500 --> 02:26:32,320
don't manage

2722
02:26:32,320 --> 02:26:32,860
nothing

2723
02:26:32,860 --> 02:26:34,160
except making a sucker

2724
02:26:34,160 --> 02:26:34,960
and you equal

2725
02:26:34,960 --> 02:26:36,620
don't be another sequel

2726
02:26:36,620 --> 02:26:37,920
express yourself

2727
02:26:37,920 --> 02:26:40,760
express yourself

2728
02:26:40,760 --> 02:26:43,440
express yourself

2729
02:26:43,440 --> 02:26:50,160
come back next time

2730
02:26:50,160 --> 02:26:51,160
for the speed run

2731
02:26:51,160 --> 02:26:53,200
we're gonna do the game

2732
02:26:53,200 --> 02:26:53,880
up the bum

2733
02:26:53,880 --> 02:26:57,420
fully consensual

2734
02:26:57,420 --> 02:26:58,320
don't worry about it

2735
02:26:58,320 --> 02:26:59,820
everything's gonna be all above board

2736
02:26:59,820 --> 02:27:01,880
we're gonna do it in an hour and one minute

2737
02:27:01,880 --> 02:27:03,340
one hour and fifteen minutes

2738
02:27:03,340 --> 02:27:15,560
goodnight sleep tight

2739
02:27:15,560 --> 02:27:18,480
i hope the bedbugs don't bite

2740
02:27:18,480 --> 02:27:20,940
and if they do

2741
02:27:20,940 --> 02:27:22,880
whip out the nine

2742
02:27:22,880 --> 02:27:25,820
pull the trigger and everything will be fine

2743
02:27:25,820 --> 02:27:28,340
blast those bedbugs heads into the next oblivion

2744
02:27:28,340 --> 02:27:30,340
Oblivion

2745
02:27:35,920 --> 02:27:37,920
Yeah

2746
02:27:37,920 --> 02:27:41,020
What what what what what?

2747
02:27:46,780 --> 02:27:52,180
You hammered your mother you hammered your mother you hammered your mother

2748
02:27:52,180 --> 02:28:04,100
Good night and God bless

2749
02:28:04,100 --> 02:28:07,480
See you later everyone thank you very much

2750
02:28:07,480 --> 02:28:09,540
you
